Posts by benny vader

2017-07-04 at 6:54 PM UTC in anybody into astronomy?

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Sophie There's actually a pretty decent sized observatory not too far from where i am. And i guess i am into astronomy but not as much observationally wise. But i fucking love space and i am full of space trivia.

how big is space

2017-07-04 at 6:52 PM UTC in Fastest Youve Ever Gone on Two or Four Wheels

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock my truck isn't for speed. it's for utility. and I think 90 or so on the hiway.

how bout your bike. is that for utility too ?

2017-07-04 at 6:48 PM UTC in Quitting smoking

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by -SpectraL Is this photoshooped, too?

oh no, thats videoshop.

2017-07-04 at 6:47 PM UTC in Today I went to Singapore

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by mmQ Is that little bistro still up on 10th Street and Mau?

dont do street names. is that by the esplanade ?

2017-07-04 at 6:46 PM UTC in Today I went to Singapore

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by greenplastic well, how was it?

i've performed the acts of sin and consorted a few whores.

2017-07-04 at 6:43 PM UTC in Is being a lawyer a "noble profession"?

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Lanny thrasymachus-pasta

mee no understand

2017-07-04 at 6:42 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Dargo Why does she need an umbrella if she's never allowed to leave the house…?

outhouse latrine.

2017-07-04 at 6:39 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile II - Sarin-like Substance Edition

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock Fake news.

you actually expect the photographers to put their beloved lives at risk and actually go on into the frontline to snap soem pictures of combatants, or what most would just prefer to call sand niggers, for your viewing pleasure ????

Really ???

you like to see actual heavily armed, heavily bearded and heavily turbanned men ... dont you ???

2017-07-04 at 6:35 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile II - Sarin-like Substance Edition

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by 霍比特人 Because there aren't any families getting wiped out in England. Brexit is an issue of economics and cunts. Syria is an issue of life and death and genocide. Syria wasn't just some shithole either, it was a beautiful country before war broke out.

The thing i was trying to point out was not whether there are families getting wiped our or britishes were trying to get out.

The thing I was trying to make clear is that, the conflict in syria and the ''thing'' in UK happened because there are more or less an equal number of opponents on both sides. That is the only reason I can think of as to why the conflict can be sustained this long.

I'm not sure I was correct or not, but at least it seems to me that way.

2017-07-04 at 6:14 PM UTC in What the heck even is this?

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

i lost boot partition of my hdd a few weeks before.

not sure if it was an infection or just bad hdd.

2017-07-04 at 6:10 PM UTC in Communism

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock name one successful western communist state.

china only works

china is a communist state ????

well, christians embrace gay marriage.

2017-07-04 at 6:07 PM UTC in Communism

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, I never said that. The eventual "socialism" will be through taxation of private businesses, not through nationalisation.

they arent being taxed now ???

2017-07-04 at 6:03 PM UTC in Communism

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Captain Falcon https://www.benefits.gov/benefits/browse-by-state/state/146

are you saying that these are the precursor to the socialization of all the tek companies like apple, google, m$, tesla etc etc ???

i dont see how.

2017-07-04 at 6 PM UTC in You GOOFED..Come On!

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downed 1/5 of vodka ?

2017-07-04 at 5:59 PM UTC in An Idiot's Guide to Difficult First Time

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Sophie Also the joke of this thread is lost on you people.

i'm not sure whether thats a good thing or a bad thing.

2017-07-04 at 5:56 PM UTC in Happy independence day Amerifags!

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Helladamnleet As an American, I have no idea what the significance behind the 4th of July is. It's not when we declared freedom, and it's not when the declaration was signed.

ya, and america's not even independent anymore.

2017-07-04 at 12:29 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Lanny This is the weather I want. Weather for the intellectually informed, spiritually awakened, ubermensch.

and naked. with full and unrestrained nudity.

2017-07-04 at 12:24 PM UTC in Girls are frightening

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock question: how do you know when a girl has an orgasm?

answer: who cares

best done unconscious. be it sleep or otherwise.

2017-07-04 at 12:18 PM UTC in An Idiot's Guide to Difficult First Time

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

So, your are now ready and about to do that eagerly anticipated first time, to reap the very seed that you have been hitherto sowing ....

but now, despite previously having consented to, agreed and/or asking for it, your partner is now having doubts and refusing and screaming and crying that you stop ???? Kicking and throwing even ???

Hi, I'm Doctor Ben and I'm here to help.

Sex for the first time can be scary, traumatic even if done wrong. The fear and pain is usually not physical, but rather psychological.

This is becos your penis, no mater how infinitesimal it is, looks BIG in the eyes of your partner. INTIMIDATING AND SCARY as well, being all blood and purple and veiny and all. This is becos they've never seen anything like this before.

It looks like a monster or a slimey alien creature and naturally, anybody would be afraid to let monster/alien go into them. And I'm pretty sure that we, both you and me wouldn't want a monster/alien going into us as well.

But worry not, as there are many simple solution to overcome this predicament of ours, and being a good and generous doctor that I'm,

I'll teach you how.

[1] Get some bright, funny colored condoms, like those that are bright, florescent green, yellow or blue. Condoms that are opaque would be added advantages.

[2] Get a fine tipped permanent marker if you don't already have it lying around in your house.

(sponsored content) Sharpies are bests!!! (/sponsored content).

[3] Now put on the condom, and wipe it clean and dry of all the lubes, you don't need them yet.

[4] Now draw a pair of big, cute round eyes, and a big smiley lip, nose and ears and even hairs if you want on your head(dome), anything to make it look fun and cute.
Watch some cartoons/anime to get inspired, and things like pokemon/angry birds etc etc.

[5] After you're satisfied with your art work, relube the condom and walla ! You're now ready.

Now what you have down there is not a scary looking monster or alien creature, a TOY, BRIGHTLY COLORED AND FUNN !!!!!

Make some story, play a game where a lost cute little snake/worm is looking for a home, crawl it all her body before slithering into her cave !!!

So now instead of being afraid and reluctant, your partner, be it a he or a she, will be looking forward to accommodate that highly anticipated cute, little snake/worm or whatever you call it, and FUNN ENSUES.

Stay tuned, same time, same place next week for more tips.

This is Dr.Ben.

2017-07-03 at 11:44 PM UTC in Little kids screaming loudly right next to you.

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by NARCassist its interesting that you'd know that.

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raw data for raw nerves, mane

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