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2017-07-10 at 9:53 PM UTC in bias and magical beliefs
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2017-07-10 at 9:53 PM UTC in bias and magical beliefs
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2017-07-10 at 9:49 PM UTC in Recommend me CHILDREN'S BOOKS...Me and My Uncle Vlad.
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2017-07-10 at 9:48 PM UTC in Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive13] honking is rude. engine noises and exhaust sounds are good substitute for honking. tyre skids too if your competent with your clutch work.
so dont honk when people are blocking your way or not going on green ... simply rev up. -
2017-07-10 at 9:32 PM UTC in What football will look like in the futurelanny ... pls be advised that this international space station is international, it is reachable internationally.
and as you may already know ... that there are 2 sects of football in this world ;
namely the american football where men with low IQ in hardhat and shoulder pads and skintight, ass silhouette revealing pants ritually bending over with their legs wide apart ....
and then there's the british football .... where the opposite happens ; men, scantily clad with loose t-shirt and equally loose, crotch revealing trunks .... skidding and rolling on semi wet grasses with their legs wide open ....
so pls prefix american or british when talking football to an international audience to avoid wasteful and unnecessary clicks, clicks that would otherwise be better spent on something else. something that really interest them. -
2017-07-10 at 9:14 PM UTC in bias and magical beliefs
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2017-07-10 at 9:10 PM UTC in bias and magical beliefs
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2017-07-10 at 9:07 PM UTC in bias and magical beliefs
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2017-07-10 at 9:05 PM UTC in bias and magical beliefs
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2017-07-09 at 8:33 PM UTC in Buying a new bike: suggestions? Considerations?
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2017-07-09 at 8:30 PM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore function
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2017-07-09 at 8:27 PM UTC in Let's tell a storyBlue liserds are often known to feast upon the entrails of young wandering altar boys like the priest feasts upon the cocks of demon children whose only purpose is to raise grandmas from the dead so that they can fuck up a wall with fist.
It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.
It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.
They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after Metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking ho' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.
This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.
Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.
We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger
It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match.
His prostate abraded beyond recognition, worn crimson red from the spiked baseball bat he thrusts with all his strength each night, and stinging sharp with pain, he gritted his teeth and braced, as he had many moons ago when Malice had ass fucked him. Now, he ponders whether or not he made the right choice; breaking up the fateful love-triangle between himself, HTS, and vermouth.
He could've stayed. He could've chosen to be caught in the circle of drugs, sex, violation by tactically dressed men -
2017-07-09 at 8:23 PM UTC in Oppenheimer > Einstein
Originally posted by infinityshock they should both be in the ovens.
damned juden.
edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppenheimer_security_hearing
der juden cant be trusted. their only loyalty is to themselves.
i thought you like bombs and wars -
2017-07-09 at 8:08 PM UTC in pizza place life
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2017-07-09 at 7:59 PM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore function
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2017-07-09 at 7:56 PM UTC in Let's tell a story
Originally posted by Captain Falcon It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.
It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.
They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after Metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking ho' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.
This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.
Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.
We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger
It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match.
His prostate abraded beyond recognition, worn crimson red from the spiked baseball bat he thrusts with all his strength each night, and stinging sharp with pain, he gritted his teeth and braced, as he had many moons ago when Malice had ass fucked him. Now, he ponders if ''TACTICAL!!'' is a appropriate safety word -
2017-07-09 at 7:51 PM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore function
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2017-07-09 at 7:24 PM UTC in something weird is going on ....is there ???
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2017-07-09 at 7:04 PM UTC in Bitcoin, virtual markets and the future ...
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2017-07-09 at 6:56 PM UTC in Buying a new bike: suggestions? Considerations?
