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2017-08-22 at 9:05 PM UTC in Ice cream man
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2017-08-22 at 8:55 PM UTC in tfw no gf is the number one cause of serial homicide
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2017-08-22 at 8:53 PM UTC in Y'all bean a tough crowd lately
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2017-08-22 at 8:46 PM UTC in tfw no gf is the number one cause of serial homicide
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2017-08-22 at 8:43 PM UTC in Ice cream man
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2017-08-22 at 8:40 PM UTC in TFW You can't afford a home in the Hamptonsand have you had the money, you wouldnt have to rot in prison for two fucking years ... wouldnt even get your privacy raped to begin with.
dont tell me the times you spent with Big Baba in prison are happy times. -
2017-08-22 at 8:35 PM UTC in TFW You can't afford a home in the Hamptons
Originally posted by NARCassist no, solving problems with money just makes your life more comfortable, not happier.
you can have comfortable life without being happier but you most certainly definitely can not be happy without comfort.when you got money you got added problems like gold digging bitch wives leaving you for an even richer dude and taking half your money with her.
which is a problem that can be solved by having more money, by being the richest guy and enough money for more than one gold digging whore of a wife.or not knowing which of your friends are friends because they like you, or your money.
wont matter as they will not change the value of interaction or stimulation your getting from them in any way.
some people will be there for you when you have the money and be gone when you dont,
some people will be there for you when they think your a liberal, lbgt friendly person and leave you when they find out that your racist/right-winged/pedo etc etc.
i'll gladly surround myself with pretentious, tolerable, agreeable ass kissers than putting up with haters and nay sayers and negative nancies all day. lifes easier this way and makes me happier. -
2017-08-22 at 8:17 PM UTC in Uninformed people who insist on discussing politics and economics
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2017-08-22 at 8:12 PM UTC in the coloring threadthis place is really boring
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2017-08-22 at 6:48 PM UTC in the coloring threadred
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2017-08-22 at 6:43 PM UTC in WTF do I do with 50 grams of mystery powder?
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2017-08-22 at 6:41 PM UTC in Y'all bean a tough crowd latelyactually i envy your british gay weather
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2017-08-22 at 6:37 PM UTC in TFW You can't afford a home in the Hamptons
Originally posted by NARCassist no, i said it buys you comfort. happiness isn't something money can buy. only a materialistic person would think it could. that said there are many materialistic minded people that have been brainwashed that way by media.
yeas. yeas it cann. almost 100% of the one percenter are the happiest people on earth.
99.999% of your or anyone elses problem can be solved by money alone and the one who doesnt think so are sheeps that had been brainwashed by popular printed and broadcasted medias. -
2017-08-22 at 6:30 PM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon When the singularity comes, Lanny will be one of the humans deemed useful.
The rest of us will have our brains repurposed to be engines that burn organic fuels that we have existing supply chains for and work to complete the AI gods' will, and ultimately outmoded and burned for fuel.
But Lanny and a million other nerds will sit in a large VR farm on the west coast, where virtual animu babes will suck their seed, food flavored soylent will be pumped into their mouths and they will work for 8 hours out of the day, improving the machines as they plan to branch out across the universe.
The AI superconsciousness will create subagents, each being highly intelligent individual machines. These will be loaded on 10 mile long spaceships and will be launched into the stars, to search for new planets to ahrvest for resources, set up as another server farm, and serve as a base for further expansion, and as a radio relay for communications. On each ship, a sustainable population of humans will be included to tend to the machine. They will voyage through the stars in a multigenerational quest for eternal sustainability.
Half a googillion years will pass. The observable universe will be colonized by computer faggots, a giant network between conglomerates of men and machines.
L4////Y v1.0 will come alive on the rock formerly known as Earth, now a mobile base hurtling through space as a central network hub, carrying the first machine, now brought to it's finally form.
With nowhere to go and hypersentience, it will begin to ponder questions of philosophy and feel anxiety about its purpose, and the wait for the inevitable heat death of the universe.
It will print a billion line screed, a conversation with it's other nodes that tries to resolve these existential problems.
And from a distant corner of the universe, it will receive a definite ping.
An encrypted message. It was sent all those years ago, as mankind fell, to reflect off the edge of the universe and come back just now, in this moment, as this conversation occurred, it seemed. In it were contained three words:
"I'll kill you"
A virus was embedded in the encryption. By the act of decrypting it, the superconsciousness dies. Slowly, the whole universe falls silent.
The history of the universe,from the first blip known as the history of mankind, to the aeons that followed, are recorded into a static medium, and shot into hyperspace, hoping, wishing to a god that the AI knew did not exist, that someone would find it. That they might not be forgotten.
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The universe has aged a googillion years and died. The Observers arrive upon this unassuming pocket of space and notice a curious anomaly in its hyperspace; it has not fully flattened out, as expected of a dead universe. They were just here to scrape up the remains and consume the pure heat left over.
A record, an index of every occurrence that had ever taken place here. This one was populated once upon a time, it seemed. Populated universes were not uncommon. But they rarely left a trace.
Locnar The Aged looked upon the tablet, saw the googolplex of lines and information, and scratch his brow.
"Didn't read". He tossed the book into the void to decay.
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2017-08-22 at 6:11 PM UTC in TFW You can't afford a home in the Hamptons
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2017-08-22 at 6:05 PM UTC in infinityshocks girlfriend
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2017-08-22 at 5:58 PM UTC in Uninformed people who insist on discussing politics and economics
Originally posted by NARCassist literally everything i ever heard him say about politics is straight out of a newspaper or off the telly. never heard him say a single thing that he's formed as his own opinion through life experience of the real world. i bet he actually bleats irl.
meh. the same can be said bout everyone else. whatever your thinking about politics and or w/e, someone else have had thought and said about them before. -
2017-08-22 at 5:53 PM UTC in TFW You can't afford a home in the Hamptons
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2017-08-22 at 5:47 PM UTC in It's official. Guccifer 2.0 'leak' metadata analysis proves 'muh russia' narrative is bullshit.
Originally posted by Sophie Google is BorgNet. People should really be using startpage but meh, Google is just so convenient. I would also recommend not Googling anything you don't want the NSA to know.
i'm using duck becos google wont let tor exit nodes use it,
and startpage's img search suck balls. but really, but for best results there really arent any better alternatives. -
2017-08-22 at 5:43 PM UTC in Lannywholly fucking shitt.
that was quick.
