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2018-07-20 at 9:11 PM UTC in First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.sure. bring your own drinks.
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2018-07-20 at 9:10 PM UTC in I just burnt the fuck out of my leg with a fucking pasty ffs
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2018-07-20 at 9:07 PM UTC in First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.More Young Adults Are Dying From Alcohol-Caused Liver Disease
But compared to 1999, the researchers found, the annual rate of cirrhosis deaths jumped 65 percent by 2016, while liver cancer deaths doubled. The rise was even starker when compared to other causes of deaths. The cancer death rate in general had actually dropped over the same time period, as did deaths from cardiovascular disease, infections, and respiratory disease.
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2018-07-20 at 8:14 PM UTC in Random Thoughtsthose things that you mentioned are too old.
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2018-07-20 at 8:02 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2018-07-20 at 7:24 PM UTC in If I were a large aquatic mammal and I used ancestry.com...go on.
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2018-07-20 at 7:22 PM UTC in If you could bang all the desirable women of one particular country...all except africca.
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2018-07-20 at 7:19 PM UTC in If I were a large aquatic mammal and I used ancestry.com...D.
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2018-07-20 at 7:18 PM UTC in When do you get rid of clothes?
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2018-07-20 at 6:55 PM UTC in Helpful shit that might help you niggas. List it here.if they cries or screams a lot, try drawing eyes and nose and a mouth on your head [dome] with a sharpie.
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2018-07-20 at 6:40 PM UTC in I just burnt the fuck out of my leg with a fucking pasty ffs
Originally posted by NARCassist was just in town and went to buy a coke coz i was thirsty. anyway they were selling pasties and shit which looked pretty nice. they had it were they were all out in a hot cabinet and you put one into a paper bag and go pay for it. so i put one in a bag, went round the shelf and slipped it in my waistband coz its hot and all i was wearing was jeans and a tee, so nowhere else to conceal it. so i goes picks up a coke and went to pay for the coke but this pasty is starting to feel a bit too hot around my belt. so i was using my hand to try and hold it away from my skin a bit so it wouldn't get so hot while i waited to pay. next thing i know my finger went straight through the paper bag and the pasty and its all falling apart and starting to burn my nuts. so i ducked back round the shelf putting the coke down on the side to go sort it out where they wouldn't see that i'd just tried to steal one of their pasties. and its all starting to fall down my leg now. and the filling is hot as fuck. so i try to let it all fall down the leg of my jeans but these tight jeans these days, it got half way down my calf and all got stuck there. and now its burning my leg to fuck so i've just squished it down and out the bottom of my jeans and just left it on the floor. hopefully they'll think somebody just dropped a pasty on the floor and it got trod on or summing. anyway so now i thought i'll just buy this coke and get the fuck out. but as i'm going back to where the coke was i'm thinking where did i put that Β£10 note, and i'm checking all my pockets just as i hear a guy at the cashier saing 'somebody just left this bottle of coke and ten pound note on the side', so i quickly called it as mine, paid for the coke and got the fuck out. i had to go and get some envelopes and copier paper so i was rushing to get them so i could get home to check my leg coz it was burning like fuck now. anyway i got home, ripped my clothes off and got in the shower. there is a huge blister bigger than a tennis ball on my calf and its sore as hell now.
moral of the story is don't go putting hot pasties in your waistband to chore them kids.
i've got hot pasties like that tons of times and never had anything like that happen tho. that was one seriously fucking hot pasty man.
i'll take some pics, you guys gotta see this.
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2018-07-20 at 6:33 PM UTC in Food service jobs are for kids
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2018-07-20 at 6:26 PM UTC in all women deserve to be treated like shit
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2018-07-20 at 6:22 PM UTC in MOON PERSON childhood music thread
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2018-07-20 at 6:15 PM UTC in What coffee are you brewing lately?nothing symbolizes neo-colonialism more brazenly and more eloquently than a white man drinking coffee produced by a bunch of impoverished niggers in some impoverished nigger country.
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2018-07-20 at 6 PM UTC in Look, can everyone just stop dying?
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2018-07-20 at 5:57 PM UTC in Who has the smallest dick on NIS?
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2018-07-20 at 5:53 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
