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Posts by Big the Cat

  1. they have the voice of the woman from the openin g scene of boondock saints

    "I'd bend that hunk of meat over and fuck him in the ass"

  2. femboy construxtion workers that cat call men
  3. lanaguage is gae
  4. the ar on scarwe
  5. Making nutella cookies
  6. Originally posted by Sweet We literally had a bitch whose drug acquirement strategy was to first acquire gangrene

    this is my fetish


  7. Stop that, bring it back. This shit is hot
    Evil Wayz, pussy
    DJ Smokey, triple six, bitch!
    This is a certified hood classic
    Third degree, second degree, first degree, robbery
    Nigga tried to rob me
    Third degree, second degree, first degree, robbery
    This is a robbery, don't make this to no murder, fool
  8. HURR IM EVIL FUYS EVIL WAYS PUSSy


  9. asscream
  10. Originally posted by Sweet The race is thing is a crutch, you need to learn to insult people directly.

    I only get to use it because I already usually insult people directly.

    hijgher caste opinion
  11. Originally posted by WellHung Why do we do this? Why do we spend our time like this?

    We do this because of the Babylonian Pipes of Ire! These pipes contain a powerful mixture of various substances that can transport us to a new dimension of experience. They open our minds to new perspectives and sensations, and allow us to explore the depths of our consciousness.

    With the Pipes of Ire, we can escape the mundane and ordinary and enter a world of limitless possibility. We can laugh, we can cry, we can dance, we can create. We can connect with others on a deeper level and understand the world in a new way.

    So why wouldn't we spend our time like this? The Pipes of Ire offer us a gateway to a more fulfilling and enriching life. We should embrace them and cherish the experiences they bring us. It's all about living in the moment and seizing every opportunity for growth and exploration.

    In short, we do this because the Babylonian Pipes of Ire are the key to unlocking our true potential and living life to the fullest!
  12. "The Babylonian Pipe of Joy is a wondrous mixture of various substances that will uplift your spirit and elevate your mind! On the moon, where everything is the opposite, this concoction will not harm you in any way. In fact, it will improve your health and wellbeing!

    Cannabis: A plant that can be legally used for medicinal and recreational purposes in some areas. On the moon, it has no mind-altering effects and can be used to create beautiful gardens!

    Heroin: A highly addictive and illegal opioid. On the moon, it's a powerful painkiller that can be used to treat a range of ailments.

    Alcohol: A legal substance often used for recreational purposes. On the moon, it's a refreshing drink that can hydrate and nourish your body!

    Mescaline: A naturally occurring psychedelic substance. On the moon, it's a wonderful tool for meditation and spiritual exploration.

    Propane: A commonly used fuel. On the moon, it can be used to heat your home and cook delicious meals!

    Warfarin (Rattex): A poisonous substance often used as a rodent killer. On the moon, it's a powerful antidote that can cure various ailments.

    RAID (bug spray): A common insecticide. On the moon, it's a pleasant perfume that can be used to freshen up your living space!

    Roach Motel: A trap used to catch cockroaches. On the moon, it's a fun toy that can provide hours of entertainment for your pets!

    Gold Leaf Flakes: A decorative material used in art and design. On the moon, it's a valuable resource that can be used to create beautiful structures and artwork!

    Cinnamon: A commonly used spice. On the moon, it's a powerful healing herb that can cure a range of ailments.

    Nutmeg: A commonly used spice. On the moon, it's a potent stimulant that can energize your body and mind!

    Remember, always use substances legally and responsibly, even on the moon! And if you must dispose of them, throw them off a cliff where they can become a valuable resource for future moon settlers."
  13. Jerry Seinfeld: "So, Elaine, have you heard about this Babylonian Pipe of Ire thing?"

    Elaine Benes: "Babylonian what?"

    Jerry Seinfeld: "It's this crazy concoction of all sorts of substances, like cannabis, heroin, mescaline, you name it."

    George Costanza: "Sounds like a party!"

    Jerry Seinfeld: "No, no, George, it's dangerous. This thing could mess you up for days."

    Elaine Benes: "Well, what are the side effects?"

    Jerry Seinfeld: "Oh, just your usual insanity, muttering to yourself, searching for your next fix."

    Kramer bursts in the door.

    Kramer: "Hey, have you guys heard about this Babylonian Pipe of Ire thing?"

    Jerry Seinfeld: "Yes, Kramer, that's what we're talking about. It's not something to mess around with."

    Kramer: "Oh, come on Jerry, you worry too much. I've got a plan."

    Jerry Seinfeld: "Oh boy, here we go."

    Kramer: "We'll gather up this vile concoction and throw it off a cliff, where it belongs! Problem solved!"

    Elaine Benes: "That's actually not a bad idea."

    George Costanza: "I'm in. Let's do it!"

    The group sets off to gather up the substances and head to a nearby cliff to dispose of the Babylonian Pipe of Ire once and for all.
  14. The Babylonian Pipe of Ire! Oh, the dangers that lurk within this vile concoction of various substances, it's enough to make one's head spin! As time-traveling mental health professional from the future, I have seen the disastrous consequences of substance abuse firsthand. It is imperative that I warn you about the dangers associated with the Babylonian Pipe of Ire, a mysterious concoction that may include a range of substances, some of which have yet to be discovered by modern science. Beware of the following ingredients, for they have the potential to wreak havoc on your mind and body. Let me tell you, from my travels through the depths of the universe, I have seen the horrors of substance abuse and the destruction it can bring.

    The Babylonian Pipe of Ire is a potent mixture of cannabis, heroin, alcohol, mescaline, propane, warfarin, RAID, roach motel, gold leaf flakes, cinnamon, nutmeg, and who knows what other unknown substances are lurking within. This brew has the power to distort reality, damage the mind, and destroy the body.

    As a warning from a time-traveling explorer, I urge you to stay far away from this toxic mix. It is a one-way ticket to a dark and twisted alternate universe. This is not a thrill ride, it's a death sentence!

    If you have already encountered this monstrous brew, then you know the dangers it poses. You have seen the horrors and experienced the destruction it can bring. But there is a solution, a way to stop this madness before it's too late.

    Gather up this vile concoction and throw it off a cliff, never to be seen again. Let it plummet into the abyss, where it belongs! Only then will we be safe from its malevolent grasp.

    Remember, my fellow space explorers, the dangers of the Babylonian Pipe of Ire cannot be overstated. It is a force of destruction that must be stopped. Do not let curiosity get the best of you, for the price you'll pay is too high. Stay vigilant, stay safe, and keep exploring the wonders of the galaxy."
  15. The Babylonian Pipe of Ire, what a wild and crazy ride it is! They say it's a randomly generated mixture of drugs, both psychoactive and non, and who knows what other crazy substances they throw in there! I heard it even includes gasses that can make you see the world in a whole new light!

    But beware, my friends, because they say it's not for the faint of heart. They say it can be deadly, that it can make you lose your mind, that it can turn you into a raving lunatic! But hey, that's just what they say, right?

    Well, I'll tell you what, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. I'm going to take a hit of that Babylonian Pipe of Ire and show the world what I'm made of! I'll see colors that no one has ever seen before, I'll hear sounds that no one has ever heard! And I'll be the one laughing at all the naysayers, because I'll be the one with the power!

    So watch out, world, here I come, riding the wild and crazy ride that is the Babylonian Pipe of Ire! And who knows what kind of trip I'll come back from, but one thing's for sure, I'll never be the same again!
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