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2023-04-25 at 3:17 PM UTC in I just blew a stop signI sucked off a traffic light
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2023-04-25 at 3:15 PM UTC in Ayn Rand wasn't too bad looking when she was youngerYou are just intimidated because she exudes intelligence
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2023-04-25 at 3:11 PM UTC in Downy Barbieproblem libturds?
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2023-04-25 at 3:08 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?i went to the same store I stole the potato, grabbed a salad and walked the fuck out without paying
I don't care anymore, I know I can outrun the gardas
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2023-04-25 at 9:50 AM UTC in Tucker "Invade Canada" Carlson and Don "sucks on" Lemon FIREDNobody gives a shit about China
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2023-04-25 at 5:57 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-04-25 at 5:44 AM UTC in Ayn Rand wasn't too bad looking when she was youngerThere was arguably a number of years she was half decent looking, it fluctuated, just saying. I understand theres A LOT of bad pictures, she did not age well at all. But in her younger years she didn't look too bad
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2023-04-25 at 5:28 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
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2023-04-25 at 5:25 AM UTC in Circuslegalize o caine
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2023-04-25 at 5:25 AM UTC in I just blew a stop signim eating cookies and chips because too lazy to cook
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2023-04-25 at 3:02 AM UTC in Tucker "Invade Canada" Carlson and Don "sucks on" Lemon FIREDthey gotta prove their agent is a people and not a spook
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2023-04-24 at 11:26 PM UTC in Shitpost Central
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2023-04-24 at 10:36 PM UTC in So I didnt tell you guys the storyTwo days ago, I was bloody well robbed and embezzled by a dodgy cab driver and some drongo drug dealer who were probably in cahoots. They must have slipped some date rape drug into my tinnie, because the next thing I knew, I was as limp as a dead dingo's donger and handing over all me dosh to the cab driver. I have vague memories of him blathering on about wanting to invite some sheilas over to my gaff for a party and insisting on using me mobile to call them.
When I finally came to, me phone was gone, and I saw a bunch of dodgy deposits had been made in the middle of the night. It was like everything was upside-down, and me pockets had been emptied. I even noticed me keys were gone, and the cab driver had vanished. I had to pay a bloke to fix me locks because the buggers had locked me out of me own house.
I tried using the "Find Me Phone" app, and it showed that the phone was last seen in some homeless bloke's hangout. But when I reported it to the coppers, they were no help. They were all like, "Mate, the world's upside down here, so we can't be bothered to look into it." It was like they had a kangaroo loose in the top paddock or something.
Anyway, I reckon the dodgy cab driver must have fallen into the sky or something, because he was nowhere to be found. And the same thing probably happened to the drongo drug dealer too. That's what they get for trying to mess with an Aussie battler like me. -
2023-04-24 at 10:31 PM UTC in So I didnt tell you guys the storyIn a galaxy far away, a lone space traveler found himself stranded on a distant planet. Desperate for a way off the barren rock, he hailed a passing spacecraft that promised to take him to safety. Little did he know, the captain of the vessel was in cahoots with a notorious space smuggler who had drugged the hapless traveler.
As the drugs took hold, the traveler lost all sense of control and could only watch helplessly as his captors pilfered his ship, stole his credits and jettisoned him back onto the desolate planet. Stranded once again, he realized his only hope was to track down his thieving captors and retrieve his stolen goods.
Using the last of his resources, he managed to trace the signal of his stolen communicator to a seedy space station known for its criminal activity. Armed with nothing but his wits and a makeshift weapon, he stormed into the station and confronted the smugglers, demanding the return of his stolen property.
Despite being outnumbered and outgunned, the traveler managed to outsmart his foes, reclaim his stolen credits, and escape the station before the authorities arrived. Though his ship was still missing, he had learned a valuable lesson about trusting strangers in the vast expanse of space. -
2023-04-24 at 10:30 PM UTC in So I didnt tell you guys the storyIn a time of old, a lowly peasant, burdened by poverty and hardship, was returning home from a long day of toiling in the fields. As the sun began to set, he hailed a passing horse-drawn carriage, hoping to make his journey back to his humble abode a bit easier.
But alas, the driver of the carriage had other plans. With cunning and malice in his heart, he tricked the weary peasant into consuming a potent concoction that rendered him unable to resist. The driver then took the peasant's meager possessions and left him stranded on the side of the road.
When the peasant awoke, he found himself in a daze, his head pounding and his pockets empty. He stumbled towards his home, only to find that his door had been broken into and his meager possessions ransacked. The only item of value, a small wooden statue of his patron saint, was gone, likely taken by the thief.
The peasant went to the local authorities, hoping for justice to be served. However, they were dismissive and uninterested in the plight of a poor peasant. The thief remained at large, and the peasant was left to pick up the pieces of his shattered life, struggling to survive another day in a world that seemed to care little for his existence. -
2023-04-24 at 9:56 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastTHe UN is a good source of information about illegal drugs and I can verify it was accurate and true to a fault, they don't publish so much detailed info anymore.
I was shocked at what they did publish, secret underground TOTSE ONLY drug making methods and they just put it in a yearly report, pretty cool. But lately they stopped showing the inner working and instead just give seizure numbers and say 'drugs bad'
Originally posted by Ghost The yearly UN drug report gives a pretty detailed number on the amount of cocaine seized each year, production trends, etc etc etc
They used to get VERY DETAILED with it to the point around 2007-08 I believe they had this one yearly report that listed some not well known underground meth making processes and stuff that wasn't easy to find info about and I was shocked reading it from a PDF made by the UN because I heard about it from non indexed closed registration chemistry sites before I saw it there. it's still not that popular of a method
or maybe it is which is why they stopped essentially advertising it, as there is really no way to stop it with regulation. I am referring of course to the L-PAC route of synthetic home brew ephedrine.
VERY GOOD READ
"here's a list of every analog and how they are made and how to identify them"
their policy is bullshit but they are a good information aggregator of government, police, science and industry.
If you never read a drug report by the UN and think all drugs should still be illegal you are doing yourself a disservice because the reality is numbers don't lie and its laughable to think you can prevent/regulate your way out of this problem
Which is why their policy is to eradicate ALL TRACES of anything that can get you high, even if that means destroying plants and forests so nobody can ever use them ever again. It's evil as fuck
but they can't do that with false data and if they are lying the numbers being higher/lower is nothing but a good sign. Less seizures? more is getting through. More seizures? More is being produced
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2023-03-30 at 11:25 PM UTC in I'll be 40 soon.i got like 3 kids but idk which one belongs to which baby mam
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2023-03-30 at 11:24 PM UTC in I can get your Comcast/Xfinity monthly bill to under $20...yo i pmd you
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2023-03-30 at 10:53 PM UTC in Im hanging out with a drug gang nowyo meet me at the club later I had to bounce , saw cop; das
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2023-03-30 at 10:52 PM UTC in ChatGPT Stories
