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Posts by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot.

  1. Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych She aint so bad .. She can be quite funny

    no one cares if women are funny. their only redeeming features are their orifices and their chest protuberances.
  2. the main reason lanny is always acting like such a bitch is because he's patient-zero for a worldwide toxic-shock-sydrome pandemic due to that sheep he jammed up his vagina several years ago to control his menstrual tsunami and severe PMS.
  3. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I like to share holes, I'm going to plunder his mothers asshole then his dead fatehers asshole after you, nigger fag

    when I get done digging up his dead daddy and fucking the rotting carcass into an amalgam of dust and ballsack-butter I'm using it as lube when I ravage his mother asshole.

    when I'm finished I'll lease her out to you in exchange for you sucking up the combined bodily fluids and dead-daddy-dust slathered all over my cock.
  4. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Not as nice as mal was to my cock when she sucked me off heheheeheheh

    you need to be nice to my cock and use your well-experienced tonsils to turn the head of my cock black and blue.
  5. lanny...you need to fish out the used condom from the asshole of that guy who is going to tuck you in to bed tonight.

    I'm going to use it later when I plunder your mother's asshole so we don't have another repeat of the disaster that resulted in your conception.
  6. Originally posted by cupocheer From the archives:

    Lanny BANNED Infin FOREVER for the repeated offense, apparently, of "posting penis".

    Check with Lanny for confirmation.

    what requires clarification is the banning butthurt was due to said penis being posted into one or more of the orifices attached to the individual from who's vagina the butthurt afflictee experienced his first birthday.

    pure jealousy even tho I've repeatedly clarified I have enough nutsack nectar to share with him and everyone else in his family.
  7. Originally posted by CASPER Thank you for clarifying

    show your appreciation by posting nude selfies.
  8. Originally posted by Number13 Putting the lotion on it's skin

    either way it's getting the hose again...and again...and again.
  9. it's after 5pm.

    Posts are still being posted.

    fail mod.

    banned.
  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby ofralalala is a fucking douche bag and a slam pig, plus she looks really ugly and has fucked up teeth

    pics or it didn't happen.
  11. Originally posted by CASPER Up or down? Up would depend on orientation, but most likely involve significunt penetration of the anus, while "down" would seem to imply typical fellatio.

    Please elucidate.


    up.

    as in the shaft of my cock jouncing around up his esophagus while the head throttles his tonsils and my ballsack pummels his ass cheeks black and blue.
  12. Originally posted by -mal- Welcome back finny. Haha

    only until lannyfag regains consciousness and remembers where the 'ban member' button is.
  13. Originally posted by SpaceCakes What is wrong with you? You act like a 10 year old at a camp for children of sociopath behavior. You need a thorozine enima.

    there's a list somewhere.

    you're going to get a cock shaft enema.
  14. Originally posted by Lanny I see your beans and raise you dez nuts

    go chug gasoline then stuff a roman candle up your asshole.
  15. Originally posted by Lanny Because I'd only be worth one sQUID!

    I'll pay you that amount to give me unfettered access to any and all of your orifices to make use of however I deem necessary.
  16. Originally posted by Lanny I feel like that's just going to encourage people to make a bunch of dumb spammy posts in order to make a thread. Is new posters making too many threads really an issue? There are already controls on how many posts new posters can make in a 24 hour period.



    What's "the topics" and how does it need to be revamped?

    stfu and go ban yourself
  17. pics or it didn't happen

    and I call dibs on the carcass
  18. Originally posted by Bill Krozby i like to wear only a pair of socks when i take a bath, but besides that one of my favorite things to do naked is dance

    make sure you sleep on tour stomach, sweetheart.
  19. post pics of shower rape.
  20. Originally posted by jedi_darryl Whacked off in 4 degree weather to freeze the spermicide for experimental reasons. The sensation: unorthodox, to be honest.

    be sure to stuff the phallus-shaped block of ice into your pooper to prevent pregnancy.
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