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2022-07-24 at 11:20 PM UTC in Rape Monster believes becuz Lanny was desperate, he chose to date down when he chose Frala...
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2022-07-24 at 11:07 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-07-24 at 11:03 PM UTC in Thread about CandyRein...Shouldn’t this be titled
1786th Thread I’ve posted about CandyRein...? -
2022-07-24 at 6:58 PM UTC in After i wake up in the morning, i am really angry, frustrated and hostile until i smoke weed...
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2022-07-24 at 6:46 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-07-24 at 6:44 PM UTC in What a selfish fucking bitch
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2022-07-24 at 3:41 PM UTC in Butt Hole Butt Hole Butthole
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2022-07-24 at 3:36 PM UTC in Little SPORTy has unjustly banned smellDUng
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2022-07-24 at 3:35 PM UTC in After i wake up in the morning, i am really angry, frustrated and hostile until i smoke weed...
Originally posted by blaster master Sup WellHung? postin here like he do all day every day
What did you do while you were banned? cry like a bitch
Did you feel your ban was unjust? life isn’t fair to unemployed balding fat men in their 50’s who still live with their parents
Do you ever get bored of NIS and troll on other boards? bastard factory ignores him like everyone else
We were able to obtain a short clip of FatChew response to his most recent ban:
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2022-07-24 at 3:27 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-07-24 at 3:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-07-24 at 3:22 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-07-24 at 3:18 PM UTC in Hello Everyone, I am asking for your help in directly improving our community. (Serious Thread)Hello Everyone, I am asking for your help in directly improving our community.(Serious Thread)
Threads like this are a great help…
Shitting in the vents of establishments you don't like.
Originally posted by Bradley Folks this is a favorite of mine and very easy to do, I recommend doing this in restaurants, but anything with a bathroom will suffice.
What you need,
Screwdriver
The need to use the restroom (to shit)
Plastic bag, I prefer to use a shopping type plastic bag, often from their establishment.
Now what you're going to want to do is go into the bathroom, preferably a locking one, lots of small restaurants have the ones that lock, if they don't, try the "family" restaurant which is as guaranteed to lock as it is to lock as it is incestuous.
Using the screwdriver unscrew the vent, i normally leave 1 of the screws still in, now shit in the bag, take the bag of shit in a manner where you won't have to actually touch your feces (that's fucking gross) and stuff the bag into the vent. Now if you're anything like me, you want people to know who it was, my trademark item is a steel reserve 211 can, so I wipe one off and get all the DNA and what not off that motherfucker (i wear gloves when I do most things like this)
and fill it full of piss. Now this is the difficult part for me when I'm really drunk, piss into the can to fill it full of piss lol.
Now shove the doodoo bag (which is traditionally inside out from shoving it in there and put the can of piss in such a manner that it will not drip and is inside the bag LOL screw that motherfucker back in, sometimes I leave 1 screw off (you'll see why soon)
Do not cause the piss can to fall on yourself whatever you do LOL
now when you leave teh bathroom, say thank you, I throw another empty steel reserve in the trash can infront of an employee just to spite them and so they remember WHO goes into their bathroom to chug steel reserves.
Within a couple days they will realize they have a HORRIBLE smell of shit in the bathroom, if they don't tell them/call the manager and say it's very gross smelling in there. At some point an employee will realize that the smell is coming from the vent and proceed to find the one screw missing, when he does the third screw shit, maggots, and a full beer can of piss (no matter how long its been because it's in the plastic bag so it won't evaporate, just condense a little) will fall on their face (goal) but body and hands/arms (acceptable)
This is one of the nastiest thing that can ever happen to anyone. Then the next morning I come in to buy two four packs of steel reserve and pretend like nothing happened, but u and I both know I mindraped that faggot who wouldn't hook me up with .17cents when I was in a pinch and told me "you not having money is not my problem at work"
OK fuck face I'll make you some problems
I have done this six times. For vents that open latterally I enjoy taking a gallon of whole milk, undoing the cap a small bit so it's got a slow leak and throw that shit as deep as I can into the vent and close it with screws. Sometimes I write the name of the employee that aggrieved me on the gallon jug. I have also done this in my middle school every year at graduation under the stage in the gym they had these big ass vents that kids would kick while sitting on the stage ledge and consequently vibrated the bottom screws out leaving a 20 foot gap to the air vents for that part of the school. 1 gallon of milk = lots of laughs & an outdoor 8th grade graduation. I also would drop entire trays of food in those vents whenever I felt like it.
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2022-07-21 at 3:04 AM UTC in Little SPORTy has unjustly banned smellDUng
Originally posted by Ghost did you screenshot a niggasinspace posts????? WTF LMAO
Only took you a few minutes to figure out that’s from your post history 😵💫
Originally posted by Ghost thats the most autistic thing i've ever seen in my life holy shit
Go lie down
You’ve fried what was left of your two brain cells -
2022-07-21 at 2:57 AM UTC in Little SPORTy has unjustly banned smellDUng
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2022-07-21 at 2:40 AM UTC in Little SPORTy has unjustly banned smellDUng
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2022-07-21 at 2:37 AM UTC in Little SPORTy has unjustly banned smellDUng
Originally posted by Kafka I’m glad it’s shown people’s true colours here.
Originally posted by Kafka Every person making speculations about me seems like a retard
Originally posted by Kafka I drop people who are phoney.
Originally posted by Kafka Every person making speculations about me seems like a retard
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2022-07-20 at 10:06 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Poor person phone 🤣🤣
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2022-07-20 at 10:05 PM UTC in why did wellhuing get banned
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2022-07-20 at 10:02 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Ghost Keep sliding the threads with filler nothing posts of random gifs trying to hide the truth
I already have people coming forward telling me everything they know and every one of the old school users here report very strange interactions with DH folx and we are going to study them for stylometry similarities so I hope you made sure to invent intentional misspellings of words for each character BEFORE and not after
Pound sand ya rotted tooth meth head.
Originally posted by Kafka So Cam is back in my life and coming to stay with me. I could have been resentful but life is too short and being cold to him reminds me of how I was cold to my dad for some reason, it’s like he’s an exception. He lives in a shitty area of England where it’s too warm and it’s just hard not to let him come to Ireland for an escape.
Your battery is low…charge your phone ✔️
