Posts by Sock Puppet

1. 2019-03-17 at 1:53 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the time
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   I'll also open up fuckholes all over you with my swichblade.
2. 2019-03-17 at 1:53 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the time
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Grylls shut up kid

   
   I'll tie you up and inject you with estrogen and you can be my shemale bitch.
3. 2019-03-17 at 1:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost You aren't funny

   
   You'll laugh when I stick my swichblade up your ass cunt.
4. 2019-03-17 at 1:47 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the time
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. 2019-03-17 at 1:47 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the time
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   BUMP!!!!!!!
6. 2019-03-17 at 1:46 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the time
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   BUMP
7. 2019-03-17 at 1:46 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the time
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost she kicked me out

   
   HAW HAW AH
8. 2019-03-17 at 1:43 PM UTC in Accidentally brought a meth pipe to work
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost she kicked me out

   
   Hey HTS everyone loves fucking a sock, but did you ever have a sock fuck you? HMU cunt
9. 2019-03-17 at 1:42 PM UTC in Accidentally brought a meth pipe to work
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost she kicked me out

   
   HAHAHAHA
10. 2019-03-17 at 1:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost im jealous of the drugs he used to overdose because I wanted to kill him with my bear hands

    
    I will perform a radical hysterectomy on you cunt.
11. 2019-03-17 at 1:39 PM UTC in This is the worst poem I ever read
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Nil I could read Soy reviews all day.

    
    MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING posts are like a mixture of valium and a fatal overdose of fentanyl.
12. 2019-03-17 at 1:38 PM UTC in This is the worst poem I ever read
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Jυicebox That is not our choice, it's the greedy administrators at the top. I don't think all of those American workers wanted to lose their jobs
    
    I do find it hilarious though that my Honda has more American parts and labor in it than your average Ford or Chevy though
    
    I'd wager that that's the problem with both countries. But until people quit saying "at least we aren't x" or "y is worse" we're just going to keep spiraling toward the gutter

    
    Three whole lines and I got bored half way through the second one. Are you the most boring fag ever to jack off into his boyfriend's mouth?
13. 2019-03-17 at 1:34 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by POLECAT I cooked for 20 years,, havent had to cook for the last 10,,

    
    I mail this guy my shits and he nibbles the corn out of them.
14. 2019-03-17 at 1:32 PM UTC in California should feel ashamed
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed
    
    She'll always be my husky voiced waifu.

    
    Fag, only thing under your bed are crusty cum socks.
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny "greatest innovators in the world"
    "Stephen King"

    
    Look at this cunt Stephen King is a genious he invented Star Wars.
15. 2019-03-17 at 1:26 PM UTC in When I got my phone I assumed I'd use the selfie camera all the time.
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls how do you know hes fat

    
    When he gets in his car the whole road slopes to one side.
    
    400lbs isn't what he weighs, 400lbs is just what I can haul.
16. 2019-03-17 at 1:19 PM UTC in When I got my phone I assumed I'd use the selfie camera all the time.
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls hey ghost

    
    Bitch you know anoyone who needs about 400lbs of human fat?
17. 2019-03-17 at 1:15 PM UTC in When I got my phone I assumed I'd use the selfie camera all the time.
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by tee hee hee So are you saying you haven't been taking selfies all the time?

    
    He's too fat but when I get done with my boxcutter he'll be way thinner.
18. 2019-03-17 at 1:14 PM UTC in Inspirational Quotes
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    I'll stab you because I hate your ugly face
    -Sock Puppet 2019 AD
19. 2019-03-17 at 1:12 PM UTC in I am now a techno-communist
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we're progressing forward at a squared pace.

    
    I'll square your face commy
20. 2019-03-17 at 1:11 PM UTC in Did Ohfralala get blown away in yesterday's spate of Alabama tornados?
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls how about i help by punchin your fuckin lights out

    
    I'd fuck you up bitch