Posts by Sock Puppet

1. 2019-03-17 at 3:52 PM UTC in I need $2.30 to move to Japan
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Grylls fagget

   i'll curcumscise you bitch.
   
   Or orchietomy.
2. 2019-03-17 at 3:40 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny/Zanick
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I'll do it when you come over to cut off my eyelids tonight bitch

   
   Great I'll have two eyelids and a free infibulation tonight will be lit.
3. 2019-03-17 at 3:38 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny/Zanick
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I'll infibulate you for free bitch

   
   I dont know what that is but if its free you shoud do it cunt
4. 2019-03-17 at 3:36 PM UTC in This is Lanny posting from my Zanick account, fuck all you niggas straight to Hell.
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Pretty sure this is going to be me if I make it to 50

   
   Don't even worry about making it to 40.
5. 2019-03-17 at 3:34 PM UTC in I need $2.30 to move to Japan
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   American dollars not fake Canadian or Australisn ones.
6. 2019-03-17 at 3:33 PM UTC in I need $2.30 to move to Japan
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   I have a new razor blade so throw me offers of work now
   
   Price list
   Liposuction = 0.70
   Tummy tuck = 1.20
   Face lift = 1.50
7. 2019-03-17 at 3:29 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny/Zanick
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Jυicebox are you sure

   
   I'll circumcise you for $1.50 cunt.
8. 2019-03-17 at 3:28 PM UTC in This is the worst poem I ever read
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Jυicebox So are you

   
   Will you still say that after I cut off your eyelids with a razor blade tonight?
9. 2019-03-17 at 3:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Grylls okay cock puppet

   
   I'll do anything for $2 a year thats my salary goal.
10. 2019-03-17 at 3:18 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny/Zanick
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    I need a job quick. There is word of a wardrobe clearance ahead. I have $0.80. I don't deserve to die.
11. 2019-03-17 at 3:15 PM UTC in "Finatics" - the evolution of die hards to autistic faggots
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    This isn't really relevant to me
    
    What fabric conditioner are the kids using
12. 2019-03-17 at 3:14 PM UTC in Infinityshock do not bump this thread...
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    Zanick can I be one of your socks? Right or left?
13. 2019-03-17 at 3:11 PM UTC in Christchurch shooting video
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Octavian I truly despise the bored middleclass types that feel the need to be apart or fight for something. I had a friend that was a feminist, and during some cocaine fuelled chat she told me she was going to London to protest at Donald Trump visiting.
    
    I tried my best to mask my complete and utter disdain and urge to beat her to death.

    
    The lady who made me was a feminist.
14. 2019-03-17 at 3:09 PM UTC in i feel bad for infinityshock
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    Several hundred of my grandpas are buried in the Staten Island landfill they deserve a proper burial
15. 2019-03-17 at 3:02 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls

    
    I know her she once shoved my cousin up her fanny when she was on period.
16. 2019-03-17 at 2:58 PM UTC in This is the worst poem I ever read
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Truth is boring when you're accustomed to sensationalist bullshit

    
    You're boring.
17. 2019-03-17 at 2:57 PM UTC in Lanny: Salt the Earth.
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Ok, I thought goiium was full of shit but this thread is bugged for me
    
    It pops up in latest threads but when I click on it no posts show and I can only quick reply

    
    Check your version dependencies and your rpms.
18. 2019-03-17 at 2:54 PM UTC in Lanny: Salt the Earth.
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    Meth is for dummies, white trash and nazis.
19. 2019-03-17 at 2:53 PM UTC in Lanny: Salt the Earth.
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    OP so glad you've dumped the Canadian Meth addict. You've no doubt dated socks before but have you ever dated a sock like me?
20. 2019-03-17 at 2:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Octavian If my phallus wasn't so flaccid

    
    You wouldn't be 80 years old so die now and get dead soon cunt