Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX
Dam what happened
She's being a nuclear fucking cunt
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2021-12-09 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Lanny is fat
Originally posted by Sudo
Captain faggot certainly cannot deny that he currently is very upset and needs to calm down
Ok Armenian cripple
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2021-12-08 at 3:59 PM UTC
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To Analfinity And Beyond
I did it once then I wiped my dick off on her daughter's teddy beer
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2021-12-08 at 12:58 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by WellHung
Niggers R Us
Faggot is U
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
We've never seen a picture of you touching a marshmallow though, HAVE WE NOW?
The Pakistani girl n her friends wanted to go to an Xmas thing so I had to source special fuckin mallowz
Yeah made with cow gelatin rather than pig gelatin... NIGGA. You gotta get used to relinquishing the use of products made from the carcass of swine.
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2021-12-07 at 1:52 AM UTC
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Marinol and ketamine
Thinking about suicide bombing Trader Joe's
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
And you know what "no one cares"
Yes, thats all it is. No one wanted to do a Hookup when I suggested Las Vegas several times. But the moment Casp suggest it be done, everyone gets ready to do so.
so yeah, it's a popularity contest on here I guess.
Everyone can fuck themselves from this day forth.
No one wants to hang out with you, loser
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2021-12-08 at 3:13 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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2021-12-08 at 2:15 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I've had a loaded gun stuck in my back. I didn't sweat a drop. I've had a knife held to my throat from behind, with enough pressure to cut the skin and draw blood. I didn't sweat a drop. I don't sweat in any situation. I react. I respond. Calm. Cool. Collected. Nothing scares me, kid.
None of that happened, you're a pathological liar and a .50 calibre retard
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Casper is an Ivanhoe type nigga
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2021-12-07 at 10:11 PM UTC
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Got the Omnitrix variant
Originally posted by Solstice
Niggercron variant
Omniggeron variation
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Originally posted by Sudo
The only thing I've consistently done for 8 years or more is be emotionally unstable and struggled with substance abuse
I'm a really a very chill and emotionally stable guy outwardly. Even if I'm inwardly a mess. I just never let it affect other people to the best of my ability.
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2021-12-07 at 2:36 AM UTC
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Drake is gay
If you like Drake or his music you are gay
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
I only participate in consensual rape
Consent by the only party that matters m I rite?
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Originally posted by Grylls
Yes but
It was like a subliminal rape or something?? Short wariat kinda story here but this one is true
I think I was around 15 on the bus towards home after fucking around with chav friends drinking cans of some cheap cider in the street
The bus was kinda busy with adults dressed up on the way to the city centre for a proper night out I guess so I found a seat and squashed up next to this girl who looked about my age
I had a can of cider left so I cracked it open for the journey home not having a care in the world and the fucker exploded all over me and the girl sat next to me including some of the people all dressed up for their night out
I felt so embarrassed and fucking stupid I had to apologise to everyone but that was that and I started drinking it but noticed her leg was soaked in the cider that went everywhere so I personally apologised to her and tried to help by wiping it off her leg
So to cut a long story short it turned out she lived just near me and it took another bus to get back..etc
I woke up really early in the morning to kick her out before my parents woke so I could wash my sheets too (peroid blood) nasty bitch
She recognised me on another bus a few days later but obviously avoided me out of embarrassment
I wonder where she is now in life because she was actually fucking beautiful, just young, dumb and having fun? 🥺
Should have killed her to be safe
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I don't do Christmas trees nigga
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Originally posted by aldra
I always thought it'd be funny to ram a knife up someone's ass handle first because they'd have a real hard time trying to pull it out
Whoever helped them would be crowned King Arthur and get to keep the asscalibre
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Then point at them when you see them and yell "Hey, Banana-Ass!"
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Ginger is an anagram of Nigger
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