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My girlfriend got into a car accident

  1. 2021-12-10 at 2:12 AM UTC
    #101
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping… But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.

    It's like I wrote this myself.
  2. 2021-12-10 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #102
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant It's like I wrote this myself.

    Go write it then.
  3. 2021-12-10 at 3:17 AM UTC
    #103
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Go write it then.

    Calm down little dude. These are not the droids you're looking for.
  4. 2021-12-10 at 3:20 AM UTC
    #104
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Calm down little dude. These are not the droids you're looking for.

    Sorry. It was just a retarded nonsensical joke reply lol. I don't even know what "go write it then" would even mean in this context.
  5. 2021-12-10 at 3:21 AM UTC
    #105
    D3VDINSIDX Houston [skittishly parrot my rente]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I only care that she is safe. She totalled my car apparently and is super broken up about it but I do not give a fuck about the car.

    I strive to b this good of a human
  6. 2021-12-10 at 3:24 AM UTC
    #106
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX I strive to b this good of a human

    Same but also now Falco is losing his shit and wants to throttle th bitch
  7. 2021-12-10 at 3:24 AM UTC
    #107
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Sorry. It was just a retarded nonsensical joke reply lol. I don't even know what "go write it then" would even mean in this context.

    Oh ok. I almost wrot my version of it for shits and giggles but that's a waste of my talent
  8. 2021-12-10 at 3:26 AM UTC
    #108
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Oh ok. I almost wrot my version of it for shits and giggles but that's a waste of my talent

    Do it anyway
  9. 2021-12-10 at 3:27 AM UTC
    #109
    D3VDINSIDX Houston [skittishly parrot my rente]
    Dam what happened
  10. 2021-12-10 at 3:27 AM UTC
    #110
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Same but also now Falco is losing his shit and wants to throttle th bitch

    At least its not abt the car
  11. 2021-12-10 at 3:27 AM UTC
    #111
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX Dam what happened

    She's being a nuclear fucking cunt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. 2021-12-10 at 3:32 AM UTC
    #112
    D3VDINSIDX Houston [skittishly parrot my rente]
    Ooo but it she crashed it wtf

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 She's being a nuclear fucking cunt
  13. 2021-12-10 at 3:34 AM UTC
    #113
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping… But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.

    Every minute of my life I waste comprehending things on your behalf, wasting the efforts of my brain cells on cleaning up your perpetual messes because you can't stay off the sauce long enough to stop bull in a china shopping everything in your life and mine, it pains me. Like someone took my skin and started separating it from my flesh just to run white hot pokers underneath it.. that's how much it pains me that I waste my time on her misadventures. And instead of feeling the anguish from that pain I bottle it up into glass bottles and stick them in the freezer. But that's the thing about beer in the freezer, eventually it will explode. The shards could nic an artery if youre not careful. In my case there's no game of chicken. The dumb cow isn't even trying to piss me off she's just that useless.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2021-12-10 at 3:36 AM UTC
    #114
    D3VDINSIDX Houston [skittishly parrot my rente]
    Damn bro why don’t u fuck other bitches
  15. 2021-12-10 at 3:37 AM UTC
    #115
    D3VDINSIDX Houston [skittishly parrot my rente]
    Like I love my gf but dam sometimes u need a different bitch
  16. 2021-12-10 at 3:37 AM UTC
    #116
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    The crash wasn't on purpose. Last night was. I am a very nice person but I'm still a man and I can only stand so much abuse in the name of not giving a fuck, before it's too much.
  17. 2021-12-10 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #117
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX Damn bro why don’t u fuck other bitches

    Already on it
  18. 2021-12-10 at 3:40 AM UTC
    #118
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Goof try ince
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. 2021-12-10 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #119
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Good*
  20. 2021-12-10 at 3:52 AM UTC
    #120
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Goof try ince

    I thought you were trying to call me an incel and then I remembered what my own username was
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