2023-05-14 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Good posture Chads thread
Finally a place to belong 💝
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Got the giggles something fierce…those sleepy giggles 💝
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Don’t mind her that’s just my dog ..she follows me
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Jesus Fucking Christ I just realized that child is Elijah Wood
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Originally posted by MuscleStud69
It's cuz sports were shit we invented before computers were invented, in the future playing current sports will look retard like a person rolling a wheel all the way to the store with a stick would look now we will all be playing VR Solar Laser Tennis with Guns and think someone playing fatbooll is a weird dickhead
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got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro we’re too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
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2023-05-11 at 7:37 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2023-05-10 at 5:48 AM UTC
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i love Review Brother
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
looks like a character on x files that youd later find out is actually a skinsuit disguise used by a roswell alien
more like that stretchy guy from early on who ate peoples' livers
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2023-05-10 at 5:15 AM UTC
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looks like a character on x files that youd later find out is actually a skinsuit disguise used by a roswell alien
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coronation was wild
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You sure told me huh
Sitting alone mad across the world…. online 😅
Zing !
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Mother Earth is always gonna take care of Mother Earth.. that bish will destroy you before she let you destroy her …..
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock
And some poor fella had to mop up the SEA of vaginal juices after your performance amirite
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2023-05-05 at 12:37 AM UTC
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Who are you, John Passant?
Who are u, guy du maupassant inventor of being a pissant?
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Hey hey hey easy now. What if he went back in time to not become gay but rather to become a deeply closeted gay man?
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