Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Yes but
It was like a subliminal rape or something?? Short wariat kinda story here but this one is true
I think I was around 15 on the bus towards home after fucking around with chav friends drinking cans of some cheap cider in the street
The bus was kinda busy with adults dressed up on the way to the city centre for a proper night out I guess so I found a seat and squashed up next to this girl who looked about my age
I had a can of cider left so I cracked it open for the journey home not having a care in the world and the fucker exploded all over me and the girl sat next to me including some of the people all dressed up for their night out
I felt so embarrassed and fucking stupid I had to apologise to everyone but that was that and I started drinking it but noticed her leg was soaked in the cider that went everywhere so I personally apologised to her and tried to help by wiping it off her leg
So to cut a long story short it turned out she lived just near me and it took another bus to get back..etc
I woke up really early in the morning to kick her out before my parents woke so I could wash my sheets too (peroid blood) nasty bitch
She recognised me on another bus a few days later but obviously avoided me out of embarrassment
I wonder where she is now in life because she was actually fucking beautiful, just young, dumb and having fun? 🥺
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2021-12-05 at 10:24 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
Originally posted by MuscleStud69
I'll wash my balls in your mouth
ill gargle for u bae
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2021-12-03 at 5:14 AM UTC
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Nicknames for my cat
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Noice
That reminds me , what did you end up eating last night? Did you go out or no ?
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Drinking Big Waves preparing a big batch of cheesy salsa hamburger dip and getting ready to watch the Cowboys game with The Krew.
If Dallas loses tonight I'm gonna kill myself
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2021-12-02 at 4:12 AM UTC
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Smoking Marine Iguanas
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2021-12-01 at 5:09 AM UTC
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Job Hunting Thread
I'm looking for a job as well third shift bakery lead at kwiktrip I applied for (15.60, part time). My resume looks like shit because I'm a lazy useless nigger
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I've held a garbage bag over someones face while I fucked her but it was her suggestion. Also cut her clothes off with a box cutter. Also her suggestion.
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Why is SNL t2k1’s fav show?
Because he likes the schiz
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
who knows
ive done a lot of weird shit blacking out from sleep deprivation from meth while equipped with a hard dick.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't just do me those special favors to begin with, but I like the concept of purposefully sabotaging your girlfriend in this manner for the sole purpose of making her feel like she "owes you." It would work best on fresh relationships.
...remember 10yrs ago when you totaled my car...having a 3some with your sister might ease the pain a little.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Sounds like you are "owed" some special favors to me.
I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't just do me those special favors to begin with, but I like the concept of purposefully sabotaging your girlfriend in this manner for the sole purpose of making her feel like she "owes you." It would work best on fresh relationships.
Or you could just go the bar with a friend and have your friend pretend attack a girl you like there, and then you pretend stop him like wwf acting style make it look real maybe even your buddy will take a punch or two from you and then the girl loves you and you take her home
Then once you get home you tell her you forgot something in your car and ask her if she'll go get it and she goes out and then your other friend is out there pretend trying to rape her again and you run out and save her
And then just whatever just repeat that until the girl is so traumatized that she assumes you are the only guy in the world that isn't out to get her and ...profit.
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Vinny wishes he had 2 children...
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Women never face consequences, they just shed a couple tears and people pat them on the back and go "there, there"
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Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
This is Atlas. He is a 9 1/2 week old Great Pyrenees or Pyrenees Mountain Dog as they are called in Europe.
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2021-06-05 at 1:05 PM UTC
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Thread on Tacho on 4chan
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
What the fuck is wrong with this place? I've been visiting these threads for a week now and so far I have:
1. Had my life threatened by someone claiming to be an ex-Navy Seal
2. Been told in multiple paragraphs that I will never have ovaries or be a woman
3. Been called Rabbi more times than I can count
Every time I try to get a genuine response from any of you people when I address what I have been told, I'm either called an n-word or k*ke, and am then told to "dilate", "glow" or "kill myself".
Can we please have just a normal thread where we can talk about memes without racist slurs and the weird terminology?! What the hell is a sneed anyway?
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2019-03-19 at 2:39 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
As promised, with a couple emails from a while back.
Rest in Peace, Space Nigga.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL
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GGG,
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Sophie,
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OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III,
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Zanick,
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Michael Myers,
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Sudo,
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Bueno,
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The Self Taught Man,
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Common De-mominator,
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AL-LADdin,
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Anal Turing,
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Cro Mango,
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Gayesian Priors,
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Goy Division,
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Loing,
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Mahmoud,
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Mel Gibson,
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Mr Gay Men Watch,
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MuscleStud69,
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PhD in Condom Mechanics,
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D4NG0,
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hydromorphone,
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gadzooks,
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Obbe
Not to shit on anyone else's thread, but seemed appropriate
In his honor, please observe a moment of silence before you bang the goofball into your dick vein.
As promised, heres the report and a couple of the emails he sent a couple years back, with what ended up being his real name.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL?usp=sharingRIP Justin Alexis Hernandez aka Malice aka Catfucker (April 16th, 1990- June 15th, 2018)
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2018-02-02 at 4:02 PM UTC
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Coffee is on, bitches!
*Slams you up against the fridge*
You touch my fucking starbucks, bitch?!
*Leaves the room; you think all is fine*
*Returns holding a computer chair, flings it at you*
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