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Posts by MuscleStud69

  1. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Executive Producer Self Killiam
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    Sorry you gotta eat dogs to make your mouth pronounce the whelping sounds you people understand
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    What if there was a laser molecule? And it's chemical symbol is Laser2
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    CandyRein remains undisputed champion
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    Left fut
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    Feeling a weird foot cremp
  7. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Yes but ur dick got sucked by a dude tho which is gay, thereby making you a homosexual
  8. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    We don't approve of theft, that is a crime and that is not something we do in this cimmunity
  9. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Whole beam
  10. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad yeah okay so I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass the other night and then I blew my load and said "I need more drugs for this" and then went and did more drugs

    I did not go back to finish the job and later had a nap and got high, my girlfriend remains without an orgasm since and we are now out of drugs

    ladies ;)

    true story btw

    Didn't read
  11. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You were an actual sex guy at one time, weren't you?

    No. Fucking a lot doesn't make you a "sex guy". In fact "sex guys" are usually the way they are cuz they lack sex.
  12. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    I hate "sex guys". They are so retarded and gay.

    I am talking about adult men who are just always discussing sex. Everything is sex with them. Their jokes are always sex based, they think it is super cool to always be discussing sex, their whole brain and personality is basically just sex bullshit. They think sex is like the coolest, most interesting, funniest topic. Everything is analyzed from a penis's-eye-view for these "sex guys".

    If you're an adult man over like 25-30 tops and still like this, you gotta realize that it is 5h3 cringest, gayest personality type and people don't just think this about you cuz they are morally judging you.

    You can be a good person but also crazy lame, this shit is crazy lame regardless of the other aspects of your behaviour.

    It is always obvious that "sex guys" have completely impoverished personalities and are lame as fuck and the "sex stuff" is essentially a weakling compensation for being gay.
  13. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    E-lemon-tal Citrus Twist
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    Full Chicken Paprikonda Q, Teriyaki Variation
  15. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT ignoring faggots and smokin weed

    Based faggot ignorer
  16. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Honestly nothing would change for me because I'd still be the same person inside

    Do you feel like an X Mario now?
  17. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Rick and Gay
  18. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Why, cuz girls would be disappointed that you don't look as hot as they would expect a guy named X Mario to be?
  19. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I actually legally changed my name to Bigs Swinging Johnson a couple years ago.

    What if it was the same scenario except with "X Mario"?
  20. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad marios last name is mario

    mario mario
    luigi mario

    hence the MARIO bros

    Ya you'll be like if they had a brother called X Mario whose first name is X and last name is Mario, except you wouldn't actually be brothers with the Mario Bros or anything, you'd still be yourself but your name would be "X Mario".
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