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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    bump
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  2. Kinda stressed. Need a new job, some breathing room n some better habits. Might start going to church for the quiet time. Ive been ready to hit someone all day long.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is she the one who broke the toilet and drilled holes in the hull so she could be sent home
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  4. I gotta give props to a man who can take a nude selfie in a room full of garbage whilst 150% flaccid. Not a single fuck given.
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  5. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Christ

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  6. Originally posted by Grylls They sent pics of the car entering and exiting the park but you can’t see the driver so I was thinking of contesting it

    doesn't matter who's driving, the registered owner of the vehicle gets the fine regardless. Same here with toll roads...if you run the toll, the registered owner gets the fine.
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  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
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  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Folks, that fat nigger ain't no shorty
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  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    The promised land awaits.

    Spectral will lead us there with Pharaoh Lanny chasing us TOTSEites on a chariot.
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  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Niggas' goons



    If Homer Simpson was black.
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  11. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Niggas' goons


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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I also eat shit from cops horses

    Prolly the most normal thing I do imo
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  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Final update

    Shes still going apeshit bananas about me and theres nothing I can do about it so I stopped the jedi mindtricks

    I’ve basically met her parents now (zoom) but it was awkward af at first especially with her Saudi dad who was a player in his prime and is rich as fuck apparently 🤫🤐 (I made up some bs about things I watch on Netflix 🥶 and surprisingly that broke the ice because he’s retarded about things like that)

    Things are just getting better and better and I don’t know why still, it must be god, it must be her or from reading the bible more and more thats making me learn how fine and easy life can be

    I never actually read it from the beginning like I told her besides the time I fell asleep trying and didn’t care about church and all (she probably knew what I was really after)

    At first when she’d ask me things like “So what have you learned from reading the bible today ****?” (our terms of endearment I’m not going into) I’d have to recite something not so hard to remember to make her shut up ☹️ -

    “Love never gives up on people. It never stops trusting, never loses hope, and never quits.”

    Coming to a conclusion I had to ask her to literally swear on the bible if there’s anything at all I should know about her whether it’s bad relationship history, medical, drug taking etc. and there’s nothing questionable

    So now that I’m satisfied she’s madly in love with me and it won’t change I’m going to have to try being more serious about us

    I think I’ve sinned a lot my whole life and once again and I’m trying not to now - besides on here so I guess I’ll just come here to curse every now and again and concentrate on life

    FUCK BITCH NIGGER SHEBOON ASSBANDIT HOMO CUNT RAPE ANAL RECTUM HAIRY BALLSACK VAGINAL SPUNK TITTIES WANKER PISS BLOODY MARY SHAG TWAT FAGGOT

    Now there’s a reason to go to church on Sunday again (if negative for covid) and repent as so does she after the “things” she did with me so we don’t go to hell

    Also, read the bible


    1 Peter‬ ‭5:10‬


    ‭‭
    I somehow get the feeling this is a gift because of everything that happened in my life last year

    Farewell

    il suk ur dik n cum on ur gf fawtha faget
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  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Flawed Justice. Rich niggers can decapitate their ex wives and real estate heirs (Bob Durst) can chop up their neighbours and get away with it, cause they have money.

    Fucking dumb cunts name shit wrong like chips for crisps.

    They have to pay for their own health care? Ha ha.


    The poorest ones (trailer trash faggots like Bradley) look sickly and malnourished and always hate on niggers cause their lives suck. Also what is it with these types having relations with their uncles. incest is normally confined to cousins in the most rarest of cases in the UK.

    Produced the worst fighters bar Mayweather and Tyson. Niggers EVERYWHERE. Most of ours are down South, in the capital London along with every other nationality that has moved from their shit hole countries.

    what da fuyk fagz?

    They think we use a bunch of gay slang terms like "Winny" and "bonnet" (never heard of these words) when they use faggotry like "dope", "Gucci" & "lit".

    I know homos that don't smoke meth but just about every cunt in 'Murika smokes this shit drug.

    Oh and everything food wise is XXL heart attack processed garbage. Even their sandwich tastes are awful, peanut butter and jelly? Urgh, niggerish!

    They have never won a war, instead get owned by just about every adversary. Also get their asses handed to them by a bunch of sandal wearing camel shaggers.

    That's all, pal.
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  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm still saddened by this event…all those years of patronage ruined by one rogue nignog.

    Niggers are like one drop of black paint in a gallon of white. Only takes one to ruin everything.
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  18. That looks like QMR's neck. I hope he's OK.
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  19. Originally posted by Grylls There’s obviously so much more to it but -

    I asked her this and she classed herself as Filipino because that’s where she was born but having to get to know her more now I’m starting to see the 1/2 Saudi part in her more, it’s the way she talks when she’s comfortable

    The culture differences are big that’s probably another reason we find each other interesting and are able to laugh at each others differences that way

    The reason I didn’t care from the beginning is because I’ve had enough with overthinking about women and dating and it seems to have worked so far, well everything has worked out so I probably will end up caring a lot more like I am right now

    She doesn’t talk as much as me and it’s not because she’s shy, if anything I’m starting to become the shy one

    She invited me round and tried cooking us a meal last night from a pork shoulder we bought the day before but it didn’t go to plan/kind of ended up a mess and she kept apologising - I had the idea she would be good a good cook but at least thats something to work on, could be fun

    She’s a bit weird which is a good thing to me

    Having looked back at the effort she’s making for me doing small things like that though I’m realising she actually cares more about the relationship than I thought

    It’s become obvious to me she’s looking to finally settle down next year being 34, she’s really trying to make sure I’m the one for her

    Before I left last night she gave me her bible and (hint hint?) just flicking through it there’s a few highlighted verses about being faithful in marriage etc

    She assured me there’s been no wrongdoing or cheating etc in her past relationships it’s just she never really found “the one that god has chosen” for her or something 🤔

    It’s only been just over a week (wtf) and I’m still optimistic about things, I’ve had some doubts which I’ve explained to her but it’s like she’s trying to keep me on the right path (towards her)?

    I don’t know, it all sounds crazy now she’s really religious - example, shopping the other day I realised I’d been undercharged for some items after checking the receipt and laughed about getting away with it… She actually asked me to go back and pay the correct amount (of course I didn’t)

    Missed a few things;

    I’m mostly European
    Dating site which we both agree we hate that fact
    I guess our intentions are similar
    We did talk about ex’s but that’s a big NO NO now
    I don’t know how she puts up with the bullshit I talk about but I know she listens to it
    If she found out I posted on a site like this she’d probably murder me, like really

    Covid could fuck this up 😑

    And jedi mind tricks haven’t worked on her so far, she seems immune 😂

    Probably gonna have to wow her over with a few chosen verses from the bible

    Jesus Christ, I didn't read any of that but based on the length alone it looks like this mfker is in love SMH
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls do u masterbate on it

    takes too long to wiggle the seat off
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