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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm about as strong compared to the average woman as Stipe Miocic is compared to me.

    Let's say Stipe Miocic hurt my feelings I went and hit him and he floored me with lazy arm punch. Wouldn't you think that was well deserved, and pretty funny?

    Aren't you a keyboard jockey who's estranged from his family? That's really pathetic kid. Is this what weak emasculated males fantasize about? "maybe a woman will try to fight me and then I'll be able to demonstrate the iota of masculinity I have!"

    It's like "Fight Club" but so, so much more pathetic. The fact you're typing this out in a fantasy on an online message board is quadruply sad. I'm sorry women have hurt you so badly, kid but rest assured, although I do not know you, I'm sure it's a direct result of you not being enough of a man.

    Perhaps you should just give up on trying, snip your useless dangley bits off, put on those heels and skirts you've been dying to try on and actually commit to the part. Then you can be glad we have a social contract not to beat on weaker beings such as yourself for talking and acting so outrageously foolish
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  2. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Please tell me how that would have helped ??

    Anyway the most shocking part is when the mother or sister arrived and was screaming like fuck, I almost cried myself

    Family was allowed into the death area, they were muslim and I heard all the alluha stuff someone was praying for him

    I'm still so distraught, never seen anything like that before

    RIP

    Please be careful on the road

    This is definitely a different side I'm seeing of you, I'm generally kind of hesitant to click on one of your threads to be bombarded with jizz covered women...

    It's gotta be tough to see, it would probably fuck me up somewhat but I admittedly got a soft heart.

    Definitely everyone be safe out there, life is definitely too short and tomorrow is never promised.
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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls



    Fire crew and paramedics trying to resuscitate a guy in the second pic

    There was like 10 police cars, 4 ambulances and 2 fire engines

    I saw them pumping the fuck out of his chest

    Eventually they put the white sheets up 😢

    I keep my hands at 10 and 2 and won't even start the car until my seatbelt is on.
    People don't understand what the consequences of riding a 4,ooo pound piece of steel around recklessly can do.
    I had some retard swerving behind me like it was the pace lap of Nascar today.
    He had an unbuckled kid in the front seat and I could see in my rearview that kid just flying from one side the car to the other.
    I wasn't even going slow either. I was going 6mph over the speed limit.
    He ended up passing me on my right before I even had a chance to get over and then he passed 2 more cars and then I pulled up to him at a red light and I flicked his kid off.
    My car is 20 years old and if it breaks I gotta fix it.
    I baby that bitch around town like im driving with a pallet of wine glasses on top.
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  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Black man an Italy and not a damn thing you crackas can do about it
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  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Hell no!!! Lmao

    don't lie to impress ur virtual cronies, Miss Rein. You know damn well it was different in the beginning. 👍❤
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein How many Candyrein threads do you think you’ve made matt ?

    A whole bunch more than don't tell em', because at least she's honest, and doesn't try to be someone she ain't. Ppl respect that.
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  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Hopefully not by a fat midget nigger with skanky purple hair 😂

    Son my concubine level is way beyond that non-sense lol.
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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Hi stalker:)

    Purple hair looks hideous. Trying to detract from the fact that you're one ugly a** midget nigger?👍
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  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Reuse reduce recycle that DNA faM

    He certainly recycles my cum from his ass to his mouth
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  10. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Tomorrow I'm going to bench press 1 1/2 Krotz gf's
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun No time for that shit if you work.

    You find plenty of time to get drunk. Many people work full- time and easily find the time to exercise. You just don't care to do so. And neither does that lazy nigger CandyRein.
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  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Cause he got demodded.
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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    because he is so old, lonely and pathetic, that he created another profile, in speedy parker, so he could post to himself.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol do your zoos have any fun promotions? Like ours has Feces Fun Fridays where if you actually catch and collect just a 1/2 lb of monkey poo, your admission is refunded and you get a cool little hat with the little spinny helicopter thingy on top.
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  15. Originally posted by Grylls Nah I kinda went off them, might get a gorilla instead

    lol dude gorillas fucking smell like fried chicken ALL THE TIME. One time my friend brought his gorilla slave over to smoke weed and the dumb fucking ape knocked over the bong and grinder. We made it carry bricks up and down the stairs for 5 hours lol.

    Friend leaves and we go to bed. Next day I get up to go to work and the stairwell STILL smelled like gorilla. Like wtf?!?! They stink so fucking bad man. The babies are cute but the bucks are a hassle. Boonz are surprisingly easier to control.
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  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wouldn't this be more fun?

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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal You don't know jack shit about Asian characteristics you stupid fuck.
    I have high cheek bones and almond eyes.
    If you knew jack shit about Asian people you'd recognize that, but no you're a white moron with no experience being around Asians.

    As for my father, my mom had a biological test done he is my biological father so fuck you.
    During one of our conversations we talked about my grandparents, my grandmother is a European woman from Austria and my grandfather is an Asian man from China.

    So go fuck yourself

    you have clearly never met any of your "fathers" side of the family. Literally all you know about asian culture is what you've learned from the internet.

    Then claim you get your "weeaboo side" naturally and paternally when in reality you are a textbook case of what happens when a boy doesn't have strong male role models in his life. Its ok it sounds like Im being mean and attacking you and you will likely respond with hostility because you ate effeminate and emotional.

    Im just saying it sucks you will likely never embody any characteristics that are congruent with masculinity as a result of your upbringing. Ill say a prayer for you
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  19. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls

    wats de wite stuf in hers minge

    dats gloo frum an schol projekt

    hey candy wat is d red stuf in ur stool it mak me cum gud
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls But you listed france, belgium and netherlands which are all part of that europe shit nigga !

    Im gonna let you off because your avi is fabulous

    Let's just change the question to "how many Earths have you been to?"

    I'll start...

    I've been to one.
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