He got cum on his face Oh yeah The cum looking faggot He is a fag that looks at cum The CLF he did the nigger He got cum on his face OooooooO babahooee
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I am now my own DR,, I'm probably fucked tho cuz my no 1 nurse and information center is a lefty and I broke her in 15 texts after she said she was tough and loved to debate politics and wouldnt hate me after we were done,, her last post was *I'm Done With You, You cant tell me you still love me and bash me in the same text.* so I doubt I can call for advice,, nor would I as she is definitely suffering from TDS
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
JEEEEEEEEEERT SOMEBODY HELP MY ASS IS BEING OPENED UP AND USED BY OLDER MEN, HEEEELP ME POPEYE HEEEEEELP! I CANT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE I JUST WASHED MY PHONE IN THE LAUNDRY MAN MACHINE! HEEEEELP! OWWWWWW! LENGTHY MEMBERS RAVISHING MY ANUS OOOWWWW!
I BETTER GET MY DOLLAR FIFTY BACK OVER THIS!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
NO U CANT MAKE ME MR PAKISTANI ANGRY MANG< YOU "RE NOt MY WEEEL DAD! U PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO THE SIZZLER SALAD BAR YOU LIAR!
are you having a retarded seizure
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Originally posted by Grylls
Chip butty was me fav when I was a youngun
I remember as a young fella-me-lad the local chippy had a sign in the window one day that said "Chip muffin - 20p" I had no idea at the time what a muffin was...I was intrigued...but at the time money was tight what with only being a poor young fella me lad.
Anyway after several days of walking past said chippy I finally broke down, I had to know what this "Chip muffin" was...but not wanting to look dumb(er) I didn't ask, I just went in and ordered one...The counter was tall and being only a young fella me lad at the time I was short...so didn't see what he was wrapping.
I got outside and excitedly tore at the newspaper (as back then that's what you got your chips in) only to discover it was a fucking chip butty/roll.
40 odd years later this is still one of my life's greatest disappointments...(moreso than the 2 divorces)
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Originally posted by cigreting
Its not advice dumbass, advice is in the forum of a statement. Wouldn't expect any level of intelligence from a britfag though Why dont you try to prove me wrong on my statement though? Too scared to realize women are users? Your chink bitch uses you for attention and she laughs about how pathetic you are to her chink friends while shes gettin dicked down by some chinafag
You're a little man that cries too much.
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Originally posted by cigreting
Its not advice dumbass, advice is in the forum of a statement. Wouldn't expect any level of intelligence from a britfag though Why dont you try to prove me wrong on my statement though? Too scared to realize women are users? Your chink bitch uses you for attention and she laughs about how pathetic you are to her chink friends while shes gettin dicked down by some chinafag
Lolz who the hell are you calling scared? You're literally afraid of pussy. Die.
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