a long time ago I was in court with a friend over drunken mischief. just before we were asked if we had anything to say about what we did I'd quietly asked him
'what do you get when you slice a baby with a straight razor?'
as soon as he opened his mouth to respond to the judge I followed up with 'AN ERECTION' in a sort of batman whisper
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Quitting drinking isn't going well for mee. I'm probably gonna need another prison bid or rehab or some shit. I don't want to burden my 1 equally drunk family member and I have like 6 close friends and all of them would tell me not to drink the beer i just walked half a mile to get. I don't know how to work Tinychat and Rabbitweed permakicked me out of Discord when for the fifth time in two hours he was asking how to find local black men he can suck the dicks of without getting beat up at the local park again
So I'm bored, IDK how to work chatrooms or make one or not get banned from one, Hollar Panthrax my Niggere~!~!~, I would like some company and feeel kinda shitty.
We can talk about : my homosexuality, my narcissistic character traights, why I still think I am going to be successful onee day, you I gueess if you want to, I'm willing to tell stories and idk maybe jerk off or somethin when you gete to telling a long story, and I'll talk a bout bad ideas and my pirate gang I started locally.
I also have a ps4 and assasin's creeed valhalla becausee I am still very very gay for Odin
Holler at your boy.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I wear the Jeff Grosso Old Skool Vert Pro Vans. Best shoes ever. They last years and years.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Another really nice shoe I sometimes wear is the AirWalk. Very nice dynamics on the construction translate through to fluid mechanics in operation.
spectral still thinks hes 14 year old sk8er boy from the 90s.
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Originally posted by Jesus is king
I like how OP thinks saying I'm too poor for a ps5 is an insult. There isn't even anything worth playing on it yet. I'll get one when games like GTA VI and the Silent Hill remake are out.
In 2013 when I built my first true high-end gaming PC my graphics card cost $100 more than a ps5. It was the gtx 780 oc from pny. I had a lot of great memories with that thing, FFXIV, gmod cinema with friends while high, playing around with the Oculus DK1. The mid 2010s was the last great era.
Shut up peasant I own an Oculus Quest 2 advance. I laugh at your poverty and inability to match my tech specs.
Loser.
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Originally posted by Jesus is king
Before she left which was like 10am or 11am
I just woke up at 4:30pm
I got out of my room to pee and I heard the sound of a cat meowing and banging around, I figured they were locked up in my mom's room and maintenance men visited Nope, one of my other cats enters the bathroom. So I go looking all over for my kitty until I decide to look into the cost closet and sure enough she runs out meowing.
It was probably trying to get away from you.
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