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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
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  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Itt faggots that don't know anything about texas

    Itt: Bill Krozby getting ripped off by his boss and working below min wage but doesn't have the balls to stand up for what is legal and just
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  3. Johnjchevy Yung Blood
    I’m 25. I’m a subcontractor for Window Nation. I also do a lot of side work any kind of construction. Instead of getting serious and building a company with my knowledge. I choose to get High and beat off to girls getting railed by niggers with huge co.... erm.. you get it
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  4. RottenRobert African Astronaut
    A Romanian TV show host has been accused of 'extreme racism' after saying Serena Williams looks like one of 'those monkeys at the zoo' live on air

    A Romanian TV show host said Serena Williams looks like a "monkey" whilst live on air.
    "Serena Williams looks exactly like one of those monkeys at the zoo with the red asses," said Radu Bancui whilst presenting the late evening show on B1 TV. "If monkeys wore trousers, they'd look exactly like Serena Williams does on the court."


    Williams has been a victim of racial abuse on numerous occassions, including when she was the subject of a cartoon which depicted her as an angry baby with an oversized nose and lips.
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  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD2RYfV6M0
    grylls at 6:09 - 6:11
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by POLECAT

    I really think this needs a second look
    skip ahead to 40 seconds
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Can i tag along

    I got fat dong heh heh
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  8. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Men, especially white men, are lonely virgin losers that don't interact with women. 40% of men under the age of 35 haven't had sex in over a year. 25% of men under 30 have never had a gf. White men make up 80% of ALL suicides in the United States despite making up only 30% of the population. And yet we're all supposed to only care about women and how life is fucked up for them and it's all men's fault. How young men need to "man up" and work jobs where they earn more than her (despite women getting preferential treatment in jobs and college advancement), need to stop having any hobbies that are deemed childish or a waste of time just so they can make a woman's life better and so she can sit on her fat ass and do whatever she wants, and how it's all men's fault that women are getting pumped and dumped by Chad's and either are childless ex-whores at 40 or are single mom sluts.

    White women are the most egregious because they are the most entitled and benefit the most from the system while also shitting on white men the whole way through.

    Fuck this society and especially fuck women.

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  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    ffs
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  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Gryllsisahotstudmuff.in
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  11. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    GryllsNDTEhookup.never
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls MY mom?

    Everybody's Moms.
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. That was nice of lanny to unban u!
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  14. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"

    and I'm like "oh"

    "Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"

    But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies

    So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken

    And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret

    BUT

    I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi

    1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers



    This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck

    2. Ingredients:

    Wonton
    Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
    Avocado
    Cream Cheese
    Jalapeno
    Rice
    Salt n Peppa
    Siracha
    Spicy mayo
    Oil for cookin'
    Soy sauce (optional for dipping)

    3. Steps:

    1. Make Rice
    2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
    3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
    4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
    5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
    6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
    7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
    8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
    9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn

    If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS



    Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks

    This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier

    Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just woke up faggot

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  16. phagg.it
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    charge chain

    inb4 lithium cellsplosion
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  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, so I tell her not to worry, and I give her a hug.
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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Wrong!

    He just sent me a PM yesterday. I sent him a PM in July and got a reply yesterday. He’s good, just has a lot going on.
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