Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Bullshit you cant afford to leave your own city
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Lol VV sitting threre all mad foaming out the mouf hin his dolphin jackstrap
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Inb4 inbred faggot nerds talking about the time they stayed up ALL night chewing glass and playing minecraft LOL
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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My giant thick flaccid penis
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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And the drinking pics are part of the reason I was in hospital in the first place. Tomorrow im going black with gifts for everyone involved, just a shame I split up with my angel since then.
Miracles do come true and Ive already relpaced her with a real angel.
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Ya’ll non-belibers can just go ahead and suck it
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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So early hours of this morning around 2 am I woke up with what seemed to be just an itchy ass. After 15 minutes of scratching it I realised it was beginning to become excruciatingly painful so decided to apply cream which did next to nothing and the pain got that bad I thought fuck this and called for an ambulabce and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah fuck it yo holmes to bel air!
I pulled up to a hospital about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later (True story continued)
Went straight to A&E and got seen to by this hot doctor after a fucked up 10 hour wait. She examined me and I began to notice she was developing beautifully teary eyes behind her covid mask.
I said Im sure Ive seen those pretty eyes before and she said yes Leon you have…
Then I realised I knew her from a previous ward a while back where she treated me like shit but I had still bought her flowers, chocolates and perfume after helping me either way and because I had a huge crush on her.
She kept mumbling how sorry she was to me and then had me sent off to another ward full of niggers and a random chink guy.
I was like ok you really gonna get fucked up now pal!
The chink guy said Leon I need you to relieve yourself into this vial for me now, I was like shit ok but came out of the bathroom with an empty vial.
He then said, congratulations on relieving yourself. I was like yeah yeah joke you can see its empty you vinny looking faggot. Then he said I mean you really are relieved, you can go home! Just put on this jockstrap.
I almost punched the chinks lights out before he said, take a look around at your family Leon, you really are home.
It turns out all the niggers were part of my family tree I never knew existed who worked in that same hospital. Then I walked out wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a smile on my face. While the doctor “Ellie” was watching me with tears still pouring down her face.
A lot more to this TRUE story and I have a pic to prove it too.
I’d beforehand packed an overnight stay bag not knowing what was gonna happen on my arrival there.
I worked out she was such a bitch to me the first time because she saw a pic of my angel and was jelly. (Pic of my angel and my wristband on request)
So in the end the whole thing was a way of apologising to me.
Still havent gotten to the “bottom” of the itching, could it actually have been from jock itchy really vinny you faggot
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Dried out cat shit on kebob meat
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Sry ablut last night folks
42.25/1 Acca for tomorrow?
Albania @ 1/25
Armenia @1/7
Bulgaria @ 5/4
Man City Women @ 1/4
Belgium @ 1/7
Czech v Ukraine BTTS YES @ 5/6
Greece v Sweden BTTS YES @ 1/1
Germany @ 2/9
Italy @ 1/20
Spain @ 1/5
England @ 4/6
Wales @ 1/5
