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2019-01-17 at 10:38 PM UTC in Creating chaos in a citySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Florider has occasional problems with African Giant Snails escaping and breeding like crazy (and eating houses).
African Giant Snail eggs are available as pets. I actually grew some a while ago, but they shit like mad and were a nuisance, so I let them go.
They apparently didn't survive, but if you lived in a tropical climate they'd be a good choice for bio-weapons. -
2019-01-17 at 9:26 PM UTC in FBI arrest Iranian female anchor for Iranian state television as she boards a flight and REFUSE to reveal whySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 9:19 PM UTC in FBI arrest Iranian female anchor for Iranian state television as she boards a flight and REFUSE to reveal whySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers facebook is an alternative to the fake news media.
For a while it actually was.
They did away with that when they killed the simple chronological newsfeed, replacing it with whatever the new "smart" system is.
Your friend no longer can talk and also be heard - unless Sholomo Zuckerberg happens to agree with what they're saying. -
2019-01-17 at 7:29 PM UTC in Creating chaos in a citySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or use fentanyl.
and see if its as lethal as advertised.
You should save the fentanyl in order to use it to poison random food items in supermarkets. Yes, you need to get creative with the seals, but not massively so.
Again, the panic is where the damage gets done.
This sort of attack has been done before at least once to collect a ransom, the ransom was paid. It's a very hard attack to stop, and extremely expensive.
The way modern people think if one food item in a whole city is poisoned, every food item will need to be destroyed. -
2019-01-17 at 6:25 PM UTC in Creating chaos in a citySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Film yourself adding toxins, like roundup, to a water reservoir, release the footage, and watch everyone panic. I doubt it'd do any harm due to extreme dilution, but the disruption would.
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2019-01-17 at 3:50 PM UTC in Who still has their xmas tree up?Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea. and until you fully paid your mortgage, you dont own it. your just renting it from your bank.
That's quite rare. Mortgages usually make you take out income protection insurance, etc. to protect against serious illness, and if you can't pay do to lack of money banks will usually wait till you can as the costs of repossession are high and courts are friendly to homeowners, particularly when they have families. Also banks won't repossess in falling markets as doing so causes them to have to recognise a loss. Though sometimes prices fall massively and people walk away from their homes en mass, like in England in the 80s.
What happened in the mortgage crisis in 2008 in the US was unusual as it was mostly "minorities" who had mortgages out, and didn't service them. -
2019-01-17 at 3:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
The camera is pointed at her boobs, so at least she has the right idea, but that jumper needs to come off.
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2019-01-17 at 3:40 PM UTC in 2 Quakes hit Oakland/BerkeleySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Aren't you guys just waiting for the "big one" to knock all your stuff down, and it's already overdue or something?
Or is that just internet stuff?
How many people there are prepared for an earthquake like the one that hit Japan and caused the tsunami? -
2019-01-17 at 3:26 PM UTC in Simple timer for IEDsSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
G why haven't you hooked me up with that thicc Taiwanese girl yet?
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2019-01-17 at 3:24 PM UTC in You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I'm telling you why, False Flag is coming to townSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 1:47 PM UTC in Got a job as a waiter at a mexican resterauntSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 1:32 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Originally posted by Obbe But do you believe there is an objective force we can measure to determine how much goodness or badness specific actions or behaviors have?
Is there an objective force that we can measure that tells you how good a generator is, with 100 being the best machine possible, and 0 being a pile of rust?
No?
But some machines are better than others. Not different, but better. -
2019-01-17 at 12:39 PM UTC in Even tards friendzoneSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
I wonder if it's legal to have sex with a down syndrome person.
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2019-01-17 at 12:36 PM UTC in Jealous?Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 12:22 PM UTC in Psy-ops Guide - Rules of engagement for alt spam postingSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 12:21 PM UTC in I wish Enter would remind us about how all women are whoresSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
and how he hates them.
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2019-01-17 at 12:08 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 11:45 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Originally posted by Obbe Your light needs a specific voltage to function properly. Whether we refer to this force as 120 volts or 500 Ubik doesn't really matter. There is a force that objectively exists and we can all see that when your light turns on.
Lights require lots of different quantum phenomena, like surface effect, to work.
That means that the universe is governed by invisible rules and effects that we can't see (as they have no material reality) and can't predict without recourse to mathematical probability.
The idea that the universe is objective is wrong, but I don't understand, are you saying ideas don't real or what? -
2019-01-17 at 9:53 AM UTC in Implications of the post-privacy eraSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
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2019-01-17 at 9:01 AM UTC in Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeySoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Just going through old files, I think this is a text file that I copied from newsnet at some stage.
DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why
several of us died of tuberculosis.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself:
"Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind."
What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't
just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that
man.
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him,
and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is
they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then,
when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite
and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny
plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like
ambition.
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors
came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a
good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger,
screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I
guess I'm a coward.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture,
is the story of Popeye.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they
ever press charges.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography,
and the dancers hit each other.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a
solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at
them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of
striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free.
To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's
throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to
the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was
very pleasurable-until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN
HEAD!!!
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been
painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a
child look like a deer.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We
might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head
out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes
people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm
myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell.
When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on
the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with
a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm
done.
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets
right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep
the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe
you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey,
free dummy.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "probably because of something you did."
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is
not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an
elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and
cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I
started to drive over the the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Laurie got offended because I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what
her dinner tasted like.
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real
embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell
on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of
us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're
sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends
are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were
swimming.
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