Originally posted by Wariat
how do u even have sex with a grocery girl? I wonder if I ever meet a 16 yr old grocery girl how would i get it done star trek?
You have Down's Syndrome so you would be lucky if even a dog showed interest.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
nope everday is different,, like today I got to cuss out a bitch for piping up about me not wearing a mask when I was informed I had to have one on to shop at a store I pay 50 bucks a year to shop at,, I said Just who the fuck do you think you are lady? she said I'm nobody but you have to put ur mask on,, I replied well ms nobody mind your own motherfucking business and get to stepping fast and then I turned to the persaon working ther that stopped me for no mask and told her and everyone else to go fuck thereselves and turned and walked out like a motherfuckin BOSS !!
then I was on my way home about to fire up a joont as soon as I passed this slow moving cunt on the dirt road, so we came around a curve and I knew I had a strait away so I hit my blinker like I never do and passed the fool as soon as I could see the oncomming traffic was not there but Missed the state trooper sitting on the side of the road,, didn't hesitate at all, just kept rolling out like it was MY road and the cop never even looked my way
Wow you're so cool
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Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen
You mean “batshit crazy” like posting threads about living alone and then commenting on the thread with your alts?
No, that's a different type of crazy...mountain goat crazy.
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