Happiest horndog on the planet. Being off work and being fully paid and having the most time with my kids since I was promoted last year. My wifes workload cut in half equals a horny wife and being drained of my fluids and being raped at her insistance. Absolutely loving it
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2019-01-15 at 12:18 PM UTC
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2016 Spyder, 2015 Viper
Chrysler sucks fat greasy balding Americans one inch cocks and then breaks down every third drive
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2019-03-18 at 8:21 AM UTC
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New video card for my PC
actually dipshit about 160 us and that is from my visa and not cash
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I fucking forgot how low our buck is in the states outside of banks and credit cards which go to the exact cent in exchange
Dude I should have been a been clearer
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There is not one god damn quality superstar artist born and raised outta Calgary and Fuck Nickelfags
How Kroger hasn't been killed is fucking nuts to me
Most hated song of all time
How you lose Avril lavigne . No offence but how you drive a young bitch like that away is telling of itself
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Lives that you've changed
Originally posted by Zanick
My first ex had never had a serious boyfriend before us. I’m not sure what about me caused her to think of a relationship in the long-term. I like to think I represented a shift into more mature priorities but I’d settle for an accessory to masochistic delusion. She lives far away now, and we don’t talk. Sometimes I look at her Facebook and see that she’s dyed her hair and can’t help but narcissistically wonder if I’m some of the old color she’s trying to cover up.
Between my wife and myself .....we changed each others lives to a huge degree and more so after our two kids were born and my substance abuse problems and subsequent six months in treatment. I put them all through hell and they stood behind me and that is why i love her as much as I do. She fucking saved my life by forcing that ultimatum on me
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2019-01-19 at 8:02 AM UTC
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What are you people doing now
got two bricks of roman candles and a big box little mighty mites gonna stir the pot in the neighborhood tonight
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Life is total bullshit.
Originally posted by Item 9
Life is total bullshit simply because of this: there are like a shiit-ton of very rich people who simply were handed their very rich lives so why should we even care?
We don't and remember most of these rich fucks either OD or lose the majority in divorce. They have very shallow ass lives and most likely dead inside. Fuck em
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Originally posted by aldra
which one?
Zek.......... I wanna see that bastard rotting in the ground
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We hid this song into my cousins wedding playlist .....Man was she pissed at us
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Old white men make me sick
Originally posted by ohfralala
What with their male pattern baldness, GREASY COMB OVERS, pleated khakis, wedgies, velcro sneakers, incessant burping/hacking (I’m begging you to please just kick the bucket), entitlement, and LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING FACT THAT THEY LAUGH AT THEIR OWN JOKES while nobody else is even amused.
Most of them pick their noses while they drive too.
Time to die.
Stop letting catholic priests fuck you in the ass then
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