2023-01-16 at 3:42 AM UTC
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The nogging continues
Originally posted by CandyRein
Ot..
I slept with a black guy before…maybe I'll tell the story in here when I'm relaxing in my candlelit bubble bath after work …
Maybe I'll post astrology memes…or maybe I'll get my butt touched.. we'll see
Black girl sleeps with black boy
Shocking news causes blah blah
News at 11
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2023-01-16 at 12:31 AM UTC
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The nogging continues
Maybe it's actual genius.
Sick, evil, twisted genius.
Or just dumb.
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2023-01-19 at 6:51 AM UTC
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The nogging continues
Lions don't have time for bullshit.
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The flights I was trying to book have expired (they were free Credit Card reward ones). The reason I was fighting with her is because they were due to expire today, so I was begging her to tell me.
I told her on WhatsApp. She says sorry.
I get why she wouldn't tell me, I thought she was 37 and I think she knew I had no idea she was over 40.
I had to fap last night. It's about a week since the last time I last had sex with her.
It's been real, but probably time to end this one.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
When I was young and hot I had several offers from old men to rent my services. I guess they thought I was a faggot because I was in a faggot bar and extremely good looking.
Obviously they were wrong in their assumptions and no money or services were exchanged.
Jiggaboo believes a good work ethic is important, yet frequently used to turn down well paid jobs when he was younger.
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I cut everyone off at forty. After that, you're dead meat. That's why I'm the master.
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2023-01-15 at 11:11 PM UTC
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Fights when shopping
Originally posted by troon
the bear walked 20km without eating a seal. then ate a seal.
qed
I drove 20km without eating a burger. Then I ate a burger.
Logically was able to tell where McDonalds was from my sense of smell. There is no other explanation.
qed
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Originally posted by aldra
I mean yeah but… didn't you swear off dudes only to end up blowing a guy for rent like a few weeks later
Far more than what GG did.
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2023-01-16 at 3:44 AM UTC
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The nogging continues
Originally posted by CandyRein
Well we all can't have exciting stories of taking gold diggers shopping without getting sexed…
Touché
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Originally posted by Bradley
The evolution of wariats sexuality has taught me to not engage in online pornography.
GG seen that I had porn open on my laptop the other day. I still have to fap as she doesn't let me fuck her more than once a week or so. I'd like to use porn to get her to be more sexual, but dunno if that would work. I asked her if her previous boyfriends (2) had licked her out, she said yes. She says guys all do cunnilingus now cos they see it in porn.
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If you don't think OPs scenario is hot as hell there is something wrong with you.
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2023-01-16 at 2:06 AM UTC
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Plane Crash Live Steam
Originally posted by blaster master
Yeah buddy, my rent is 1100 a month, on a bad month i take about 2400 bucks after taxes and health insurance, so it can basically be half my income just to have a roof over my head. My next door neighbor gets a nicer apartment than me because she gets a housing voucher [so her apartment is held to real standards, mine is not]. Her adult children live with her off the books, they all drive late model cars and have money for nice things. Must be nice, right?
We both live in my mom's house, so our rent is €0.
Ireland is a massively expensive place to live, so that's a nice subsidy.
Currently I buy her stuff, but she needs to be buying me stuff. I deserve it.
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2023-01-16 at 1:13 AM UTC
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Before anyone asks for the story, there were some dubs on a flight to Istanbul when I was going to meet some Russian girl during a lul in me and GG's relationship. They kept bouncing in and out from the bathroom and talking about the crack they were smoking. A Turkish flight attendant (it was Turkish Airlines) told them if they didn't calm down and wear their seat belts he'd have the police meet the plane when it landed, but he didn't and they got to get to Turkey same as me.
And that's my exciting story.
Later on the partially comped Turkish Airlines flight to Istanbul to Kyiv after the Russian girl basically didn't like me, I was sitting beside some fat black American. It was super uncomfortable cos we were both fat as fuck, but he was a solid bro. Told me he'd like to kill all democrats cos they hate America. It was my first flight in a Boeing 777 Dreamliner. The window shades were funky.
GG has been my girlfriend of last resort for a while, and I've cheated on her with a variety of freakshows. I'm done with that now though. For some weird reason she actually seems to like me.
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Many business owners prefer the flexibility of having contractors instead of employees.
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