2020-11-02 at 7:09 AM UTC
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Revive the Old Gods
One of my golf buddies in mar e largo has a suitcase nuke he got from russia we were all jealous and so was i until i became pesident.
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2020-10-31 at 2:22 PM UTC
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RIP SEAN CONNERY
he was great in home alone
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2020-10-30 at 6:10 PM UTC
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vampires arent real
i have had our best scientists working on this and they came back to me and told me. I walways wanted to be a vampire so finding out was like a gut shot when i found out. regeneron is my last hope for immorality.
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My rallies are the greatest. When I get elected were going to have parades with the nukes that will make may day in moscow seem like a berkley pacifist singalong
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You have probably noticed, but every day since I have been given Regeneron I have increased in power and vitality. I have hair growing in places I never had hair growing before, and have a constant erection. My muscles are firming up and expanding. My shits are clean, like bullets. My mental powers have doubled, easy, and I feel no connection to the tangled mass of humanity. My enemies cower at my gaze. I long to wipe the earth clean and create a new world of my own choosing, like Noah. A real rain is coming.
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Originally posted by G
He made sure your disabled,low income ass got your $1200 to procure internet hemp lmao.
Sorry about that.
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If this was real life we'd all throw rocks at the guy, just like we did at college.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
And Trump2024. The "Make America Even Greater Tour".
Just give me money and I'll make America do whatever you want.
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2020-01-01 at 3:14 AM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Finish reading my post
It only has 4 words I think we understand.
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2020-01-01 at 3:12 AM UTC
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Internet person of the decade
Originally posted by G
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Is he registered as Republican or Democrat?
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100% Pure MAGA Freedomised Americanism.
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2020-10-24 at 1:48 AM UTC
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Fona © 10-23-2020
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Borat 2 was sooo funny.
Everyone should see it.
Citation needed. Livestream vidya.
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Originally posted by stl1
But, of course, we should lock up Hillary, right?
LOCK HIM UP!
THROW AWAY THE KEY!
My good friend Hillary still self-identifies as a female.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Did you really say you could "just grab her by the pussy".
I was talking about Natalie Biden at the time.
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Originally posted by HTS
Then explain why I've played it for over 700 hours since it came out? 😭
Too many vaccines early on. Many such cases! Sad!
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I vote for Technologist my greatest supporter. Tremendous woman, the best. She and I are committed to Making America Great Again.
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Originally posted by Technologist
🤮🤮
Bulimia is tremendous. Great stuff. Soon you will be skinny enough to take a spin on the magic mushroom. MAGA
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2018-11-19 at 1:35 AM UTC
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socializing
Back in the 80s New York real estate was collapsing, and my empire with it. One evening at my lowest I collapsed into bed. I couldn't sleep, so I crushed some of the energy pills I had been prescribed and snorted them. I was suddenly was seized with energy. I went to the event I had scheduled, and there met a jedi guy. Good to know the jedis right? I couldn't stop talking and this jedi was sad as they come, but couldn't get laid. We go hang with some sluts, and turns out this jedi not only works at one of the banks I owe money to, but works on MY account. My Hebrew buddy got laid, I got an extension my loans, and the real estate market turned around like a month later. My problems were over.
Moral is snort anything you can.
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