Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
I once had a mustache ride on Stalin. I quivered uncontrollably..
2020-02-08 at 2:39 PM UTC
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alm0st died this morning
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
well thats a real bummer, dude. just stalk, rape, and kill a few bitches when you feel like this. they deserve it, your cock will be totally satisfied, and life will just be groovily perfect.
fuck anything you can think of in the middle...beginning and ending is where juicy fruits really go. peace dude..
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Op Corona C yo fool only one you got in life is yo reduncancy...you never had, don't have, and never have anything else.
I say like all the jedis have at it with you and torture ya to death by the 1,000 thrashings...as yo raped by every albino, dog, goat, and whatever else that'll fuck yo ass bloodier than any cunt's period
2020-02-08 at 2:23 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i wish. a friend is picking it up for me...us...i need to be a lil more drunk first. than i need z food in the belly. too fucking cold out too so its good to have friends as slaves in the winter any way
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
no offence TO "the man.." but everybody does something wrong.. Wariat is just wired plain plum wrong in the cockadoodledoo and brain. he needs and deserves to be a executed by lethal injection and the electric chair AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
but cheers to "the man..." if you kill em first
2020-02-08 at 2:18 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
something spicy from mcdonalds in a few hrs. yep first time on that mickey d's in almost 20 yrs. its like a fucking grocery store now. woohoo. i don't have to cook shit anymore
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
breaking all the bad in candy's ass...and such and the like
on topic...drifting online, getting drunk, and watching breaking bad from the start for the 3rd time over the yrs. first time i missed a lot, second time i forgot a lot...maybe third time is a charm and i will enjoy it and remember it all...so i don't have to do this all again!.
2020-02-08 at 2:08 PM UTC
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ACQUITTED FOREVER
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i have my doubts on that, kid.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
well if you want me to show how to do it...
i can shove it up there for ya
it won't go anywhere unless your got a good pair of pliers and its an emergency
you can trust me like a real life bro on this
2020-02-08 at 12:36 AM UTC
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Random image thread
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Can't wait for the new Saw...seen the trailer the other day. Rock and Jackson...so long as its not one of them behind the game I am all in and for it.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
one of his imaginary friends...the voices in his head. probably has hundreds...yikes sicko
2020-02-08 at 12:32 AM UTC
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Random image thread
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
thanks i have my moments
alcoholic mikey myers...hmm
just be clear i never wanted to fuck or kill any of my sisters. not that there is anything wrong with that..they just didn't really exist to me most of the time. so not like mikey there. good at stalking like him though
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
stick in yo ass..
it won't drop that way.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
as much as i enjoy that movie and has a better cast..the bridge on the river kwai is even better all the way through in mine eyes
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
can you point me in the right direction to google? hope it isn't too far off from pornhub or this site. too much work
2020-02-07 at 11:12 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
yo ass can knock this Scorpio wit all yous people got but i will always get back up. unless you like mike tyson bite my ears off than knock me out with one punch than maybe not
on topic...order popeyes..fuck kfc. so full...i wanna die.