How do you make a woman orgasm?
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
*fingers crossed I can find someone to get me some dope tonight*
I hope you die
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
If Bill Krozby is to be believed, she's no longer alive to protest the ceremonial bukkake of his punishment. Even if she were, it's not like he'd try to defend her. This could be a meaningful romantic engagement for everyone here and I have secured the endorsement of the mother. Please send me photos of your penises via PM for approval.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'm considering authoring a book on the subject, and you may consider this an informal survey of the art. I've been told my facility with this craft is very remarkable, but I am actively seeking to improve. I would like to know what you think about this act: your techniques, your superstitions, and your thoughts about engaging the vaginal anatomy in general.
Thank you for your time. Please be detailed in your response wherever possible.
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Originally posted by Loing
Prett sure Saint Nichola didn kill demon tree or reanimate pickle children either. It's an evolution of an existing mythical figure. His penis is canon.
Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.
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Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb
BK is just as gross!
It's gross but technically it's not
just as gross. And of you HAVE to choose between the less gross of two grosses you gotta go with that 10 for a dollar gross.
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2018-12-18 at 3:04 AM UTC
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Seasonal Affective Disorder
this is a prostitute with a cum cap
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Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
Monitor garbage cans for tampons. After a few months you should be able to predict their cycle. Then plan your strike for after her period, I think it’s 5ish days or something like that. It’s gonna be smelly, bloody, hard work and take a few months/a few rapes to ensure you get a beautiful babby
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[no you cant]
Yes I can 💩
[no you can't]
Yes I can, yes I can 💩💩
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2018-12-17 at 10:06 PM UTC
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A million questions
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Sometimes during a manic episode, I'll prescribe my dealer upgrades for his business. I've tried to convince him to buy laboratory-grade equipment, I've given him blueprints for a grow room, and I almost got him started on a mushroom tank. For some time, I convinced him that it was worthwhile to weigh out bud on a milligram scale. We've been friends for a long time, so he's a good sport about all this and keeps selling me weed.
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2018-12-17 at 5:03 PM UTC
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Farm your lawn
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Back then they measured years differently. A year to them was only really 2 weeks as we measure it.
There's no factual or supporting basis for that claim. What really happened is there was at one time a "water canopy" which encircled the entire planet. Once the Great Flood brought it down, radiation, which was not a factor before, began to shorten the life spans of humans. This is all a matter of historical record and easily researched.
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2018-12-17 at 5 PM UTC
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Why J.J gets all the pantiees thrown at him more than everyone on here?🤔
Charisma...it's not just a black girls name.
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2018-12-17 at 4:46 PM UTC
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Farm your lawn
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
low world population with an average life expectancy of 35…
Adam lived to over 900 years old. Noah lived over 900 years. Methuselah lived almost a thousand years. The low life expectancy was only apparent within a relatively short span of human history.
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Originally posted by Narc
Do you go by the labels §m£ÂgØL or cockmonglers beaner cousin now?
Else why would you reply to a post clearly aimed at that soppy faggot for?
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wanna fight, my country has an actual navy, lol.
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Originally posted by Narc
You don't wanna be coming here fo sho §m£ÂgØL. But let me just point this out to you, cockmonglers beaner cousin, You'll be glad of our free healthcare if you came here because you'd be in dire need of it within 24 hours of stepping off that plane at Heathrow.
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i dont need any health care because i take care of myself, something that europeans can't even imagine because Americans do everything for you euro-faggs.
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If you're a meat-based, ball-shaped dish from the British Isles, you might be a faggot.
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subscribe to pewdiepie
i mean, you're obviously 9 years old.
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ew, don't mix bundy and nutmeg. nutmeg and LSD is the best combination. dose both at the same time, and as soon as your acid is coming down the nutmeg comes up and mmmm, a very nice place to lose a tire.
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