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Posts That Were Thanked by GGG

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Kid does bath salts and gets fucked up.
    Mom takes kid to doctor.
    Doctor asks kid whether he's on any drugs.
    Kid says no.
    Doctor says he'll take the kid's word for it and figures he's just naturally retarded.
    Doctor decides retarded kid has ADHD.LOLBLAHBLAHLOL disorder and prescribes more hard drugs.
    Kid walks away happy.
    Doctor walks away happy.
    The End.
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  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Spectral in a Dementia home:

    "Did I ever tell you I was a moderator on a shit forum called 'Zoklet'?..."

    "Yes grandad, every day".
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How do you kids feel after having been duped for profit into thinking you have all these disorders which don't really exist?
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  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I am a sad rapist and no one on this site likes me, I really should kill myself

    Wow! That's possibly the best post you ever made.
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  5. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Hilarious, a lot of the songs remind me of the guy who sings tiptoe through the tulips lol
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  6. blaster master victim of incest
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  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I thought I was sitting in my office eating a banana.

    OH fucking la dee da posh cunt
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  9. I had a lot of good times twacked the fuck out in psychosis thanks to this feller. God speed.
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  10. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I was gonna loosen a few salt shaker lids at a few of the tables at work, but the lids just stay on so i couldn't.
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  11. Octavian motherfucker
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    LOL
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  13. Octavian motherfucker
    GGG do you prefer insects or humans?
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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Hahahahahahahaha
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  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by GGG So far, using Chinese only netted me one Japanese girl. Any simple "Hey" is totally ignored, EXCEPT by fat girls. Responding to girls who msg me first never works (and their initial message is always incredibly boring)

    If you have any other ideas I'll consider trying them. I want to run experiments on Bumble but all the women there are honestly terrifying. I swiped on a couple of great looking doctors. Those women can get anyone at any time.

    have you tried talking about insects?

    ask her what her fav insect is?

    do you have on?
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  16. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers That's a hilarious fantasy you have there. Kind of like the afro-centrists that believe everything was secretly invented by africans and then stolen by the white devils. If you look into it, most of the important inventions were invented by whites.

    Feel free to attempt to prove me wrong though, you can't. Nor can the afro centrists.

    If you look into it I think you'll find that by the time white people started inventing shit, most shit had already been invented by semitic and arabic cultures. Also: meds are not white, so you don't get Rome either. UwU
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  17. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    If Karen is the last woman on earth then u better make sure u make female children otherwise it's all for nothing.
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost it's a bookcase lol

    For some reason this made me laugh really hard.

    Bradley I will make you my bottom you faggot. It's my new mission in life. I've never been attracted to a man in all my days, but I'm going to dick jab you out of pure spite. Believe that homie.

    You should be honored that I immortalized your inimitable brand of faggotry in comedic fashion.

    Im sure you've read it elsewhere, but the punchline was that you went to a gay bathhouse to bask in the smell of mansweat and strangers semen, to fist a mans asshole...and left because it was dirty and the decor was not to your liking...and that was actually the gayest part of all.
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie YEE OPIATE LIFE MAKES A NIGGA DRUGGED UP

    I'VE USED THIS RHYMING SCHEME BEFORE AND IT'S FUCKED UP

    POUR OUT SOME LEAN I GOT IT TOPPED UP

    PASS THE GASOLINE COPS ARE GETTING BLOWN UP

    Nigga what u know bout makin bread, gettin bauce?
    What u know bout takin that mans flip then sell "at cost"?
    Or undercutting motherfuckers even at a loss
    Just to drive em out the market, then resume to floss?

    Shit.

    I learned all my lessons heartily
    To be honest from the start it wasn't always quite so artful, G
    I took some lumps from chumps who thought me a soft spoken mockery
    Then watched from 4 doors down while flames licked up and down the 1-3-3

    Found my mission as a misfit
    And any kind of trouble you could get with
    Instead of being cautious and consistent
    I got stupid, raised the stakes on foolish and indifferent



    Damn. I kinda got talent for written
    Shit gives me no paws like bags of quadriplegic kittens
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  20. make a larger version of
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