Posts by GGG

1. 2019-07-14 at 6:09 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   CandyRein is a nigger.
2. 2019-07-14 at 6:04 AM UTC in Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Important: climate change means colder winters too. So don't worry about HTS leaving you for some eskimo
3. 2019-07-14 at 6:01 AM UTC in Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Ghost Or what??!

   
   Just do it
4. 2019-07-14 at 5:52 AM UTC in Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
5. 2019-07-14 at 5:50 AM UTC in Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive.
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   A few days ago I was talking to some friends, and friends of those friends, at a bar.
   
   I decided to break the ice with the new friends with a few jokes, most of which went down very well...until I decided to tell a few more offensive ones...and picked the worst possible one to start with.
   
   Here's the joke I told:
   
   "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
   
   Throw your washing (laundry if you're American) in."
   
   One of the new friends instantly became enraged and swung for me. When I asked him what the hell his problem was he replied that his younger brother was epileptic and died in the bath many years ago.
   
   Obviously I felt mortified as I didn't know about it, and said "I'm so sorry to hear that. Did he drown?"
   
   "No," replied the guy. "He choked on a sock."
6. 2019-07-14 at 5:47 AM UTC in The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
7. 2019-07-14 at 5:44 AM UTC in Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   There would be mass confusion
8. 2019-07-14 at 5:40 AM UTC in Whale joke thread
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   A father whale and his son are swimming when the son whale asks his father "where did I come from." The father whale replies "from my penis son." The son rolls his eyes and says "thanks dad" to which the father whale replies "you're whale cum son, you're whale cum."
9. 2019-07-14 at 5:40 AM UTC in Whale joke thread
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
   
   Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
10. 2019-07-14 at 5:37 AM UTC in Russia meddles in US and European politics
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Nil airbody be meddlin' nigga

    
    Do u meddle or no?
11. 2019-07-14 at 5:36 AM UTC in Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You see, it used to get cold outside.
12. 2019-07-14 at 5:29 AM UTC in I should reduce the amount of caffeine I take.
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Aldrafinil
13. 2019-07-14 at 5:29 AM UTC in I should reduce the amount of caffeine I take.
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Do it. I have some caffeine powder that I've had for like 5 years. It's a pretty shit drug if you ask me. Twitchy energy. I'd rather take nootropics, or moda/adrafinil if it must be a stim.
14. 2019-07-14 at 5:25 AM UTC in You gotta pay the troll toll if you want this boy's hole
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    We dont have coke is fight milk okay?
15. 2019-07-14 at 5:25 AM UTC in No
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Yes
16. 2019-07-14 at 5:23 AM UTC in Russia meddles in US and European politics
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/cbujz9/yesterday_allegations_that_salvinis_lega_nord/
17. 2019-07-14 at 5:18 AM UTC in I missed a chance to buy Belle Delphine's bathwater
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by NARCassist you don't need to borrow a polygraph machine do you?
    
    
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    Less accurate than flipping a coin lol
18. 2019-07-14 at 5:17 AM UTC in What is your spirit animal
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Lol I knew you'd come in with a sloth. I think its actually your spirit animal congratulations!
19. 2019-07-14 at 5 AM UTC in More evidence that Republicans are holding back the country from progress
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    https://m.imgur.com/a/YZMyt
20. 2019-07-14 at 4:55 AM UTC in Your opinion on the Jeffrey Epstein situation?
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ccb18q/megathread_labor_secretary_alex_acosta_announces/etllzdc/