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2018-10-28 at 3:04 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 timesHow old are you? If your under 16 I could see those numbers making sense.
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2018-10-28 at 3:01 AM UTC in All my old friends are dyingLost a second buddy to an opiate OD in a month. Seems like most of my old late night party friends are dying. I stopped doing serious drugs about 4-5 yrs ago and everyone who kept going is dead or total junkies now. Fuck, lost another good one yesterday. It’s weird tho I’m sad but not surprised, not that they deserve it but I understand how it could happen. Some days I really want to do some coke but I have so many reminders about that old world..
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2018-10-25 at 4 AM UTC in Did you ever do a porno? Would you? Would you get with a porno slut?Christi Mack is super hot
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2018-10-24 at 4:27 AM UTC in Amazon prime videoWatched a couple good shows on here. Seems to be dogshit in general compared to Netflix but I enjoyed
Mr Robot.
The purge. Thought it would be super corny but it was decent
Justified
Anything else worth watching on prime? -
2018-10-24 at 4:17 AM UTC in Pissing all over a public toilet.
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2018-10-24 at 4:16 AM UTC in What areas of your body do youHave to pluck ear hair these days. If I forget about it for too long they can grow to almost 1”. Not from in the ear but on the lobe
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2018-10-24 at 4:10 AM UTC in Pissing all over a public toilet.Ever sat down to shit and forgot to check the seat for piss? Nothing worse than cold stranger piss all over your ass
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2018-10-24 at 3:30 AM UTC in Huffing Inhalants threadYou could inhale poppers, go to to a local sex shop or gay bar. Careful at the bar tho Might end up with a sore bottom if you have too much.
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2018-10-23 at 11:25 PM UTC in What would your trade mark be if you were a killer?
Originally posted by Zanick I'd kill a family and position them wholesomely in the living room in front of their television.
The serial part of this method could be done around occasions. One murder per month with the family positioned in an appropriate theme and murder method
Dec- opening presents, Christmas tree fire
Jan-new year’s party ,champagne cork to the brain
Feb-valentines card exchange, arrow to the heart
March-st Patrick’s celebration, poison from green dye choice
April- Easter dinner, crucifixion
May- Birthday dinner, shotgun to the head
June- need some help with this one
July-family camping trip,propane leak/ explosion of the RV
August- Canada day bbq, fireworks related
September- running out of ideas
Anyone have any better themes/mechanism of injury? -
2018-10-22 at 3:20 PM UTC in ButtplugsMost important thing about Butt plugs is buy one with a big stopper at the end. I have a friend who is a surgeon and many many people end up with things stuck up their ass.
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2018-10-21 at 7:45 PM UTC in Homemade MealsGetting fancy tonight
-Roast whole chicken with a pistachio/mint pesto
-Homemade pasta( I’m making the noodles) with a light tomato/garlic sauce ( tomatoes from my garden)
-Roast Broccolini. Get them fuckers nice and crispy on convect roast
Nothing is premade from the store just raw ingredients. -
2018-10-21 at 3 PM UTC in What would your trade mark be if you were a killer?Best answer is FINGER RAIN
Personally I would pull a tooth. Easy to collect, won’t get all stinky and rotten. Maybe make a pretty cool hooka she’ll/tooth necklace and retire in Hawaii -
2018-10-21 at 5:04 AM UTC in Does penis taste like anything?
Originally posted by Zanick Does titanium have a taste? I'd think I'm kind of like that, along with flesh and the various oils it produces down there. If you send me bitcoin and give me a couple of weeks I'll conduct a survey of prostitutes to see if I'm right.
How much bitcoin do you need and how many prostitutes dicks will you suck? Will they vary in race/age? It should be an unbiased survey. Does foreskin play a roll in your survey? -
2018-10-21 at 4:51 AM UTC in 2 faggots, a nigger, and a jediWalk into a bar, the first faggot says 1.___________ to the other one. The other fag says 2.__________ to the nigger. Bartender looks at the jedi and says 3.________
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2018-10-21 at 3:27 AM UTC in home made mayoI’m not really into either of chicken/tuna salad. French fries are dipped in straight sriracha, hot sauce, or malt vinegar.
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2018-10-21 at 3:15 AM UTC in Steal electricity
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning 110v AC is retarded, and American sockets are flimsy faggot niggerplugs.
Just adopt 220v per phase and standard British three pronged plugs, and stop embarrassing your whole country.
Your mom said the same thing,” give me the 3 prong you cunt!” In America we call it the shocker -
2018-10-21 at 1:38 AM UTC in Work stories.So one day I went to work. 10 hours later I went home. That’s my story
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2018-10-20 at 12:42 PM UTC in Steal electricityAre there any hall outlets that share a wall with your apt? You could cut in a new outlet from there and steal power from the building not a tenant
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2018-10-20 at 12:13 PM UTC in Taking the idea of having a long lasting relationship seriouslyJust don’t overthink it. After a month you don’t even know her at all. Just enjoy day to day and see what happens. And make sure you don’t get baby trapped, she might be looking for a new baby daddy
And if your gonna choke a girl make sure she’s into it. Can be a lot of fun.. -
2018-10-20 at 12:07 PM UTC in What would be worse?If you like being ass raped then number 2 is your best option