Pissing all over a public toilet.

1. 2018-10-24 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I would probably do that rather than urinal defecating if I ended up losing it someday and it came to that and I couldn't think of any other way to take out my anger/frustration/extreme boredom/urge to do something like that.
   
   -No chance of being awkwardly caught.
   -It's still a motherfucker of a mess
2. 2018-10-24 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   I've done it
   It's not a big deal op are you 13
3. 2018-10-24 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 I would probably do that rather than urinal defecating if I ended up losing it someday and it came to that and I couldn't think of any other way to take out my anger/frustration/extreme boredom/urge to do something like that.
   
   -No chance of being awkwardly caught.
   -It's still a motherfucker of a mess

   
   you should try kicking kittens and puppies.
4. 2018-10-24 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   OP is a sociopath. The FBI has been alerted
   
   My phone literally just auto corrected FBI to FSB and GNU and it's not even an iPhone
5. 2018-10-24 at 3:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://yppm.removed.us
6. 2018-10-24 at 4:02 AM UTC

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   ShizNitty Houston
   imagine catching someone pooping in a urinal hahahaha
   
   What’s your reaction, personally I’d mind my business
7. 2018-10-24 at 4:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ShizNitty imagine catching someone pooping in a urinal hahahaha
   
   What’s your reaction, personally I’d mind my business

   
   I actually caught myself doing it once and responded how you would.
8. 2018-10-24 at 4:07 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ShizNitty imagine catching someone pooping in a urinal hahahaha
   
   What’s your reaction, personally I’d mind my business

   
   id tell them they were a dirty nasty fuck and if they were doing it long enough id soak a wad of paper towels and throw it at them
9. 2018-10-24 at 4:10 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Ever sat down to shit and forgot to check the seat for piss? Nothing worse than cold stranger piss all over your ass
10. 2018-10-24 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock id tell them they were a dirty nasty fuck and if they were doing it long enough id soak a wad of paper towels and throw it at them

    
    Lol no you wouldn't you fucking pussy you'd instantly run out of the bathroom and cry about it to someone
11. 2018-10-24 at 4:17 AM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol no you wouldn't you fucking pussy you'd instantly run out of the bathroom and cry about it to someone

    
    Or would he wait till they were done and take home an easy souvenir?
12. 2018-10-24 at 9:31 AM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Item 9 any other way to take out my anger/frustration/extreme boredom/urge to do something like that

    
    Dude, your anger at who?
    
    Cos it's just going to be some poor minimum wage slob cleaning that up.
    
    Just key some luxury autos, it's just as safe and infinitely more satisfying.
13. 2018-10-24 at 1:06 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ughhu Or would he wait till they were done and take home an easy souvenir?

    
    Explain to me how you take a souvenir in that scenario. In detail.