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Posts by Ughhu

  1. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by GGG Blow your load on the floor for winning lottery numbers

    You must be shooting ropes to draw letters out
  2. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Bet you slept in the same crusty sheets both nights
  3. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Got a new doc and their hesitant to give me instant release ritalin so she gave me concerta. Great for adhd but sometime I like to overindulge and party. Can I snort this stuff? 35 mg pills
  4. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Perfect time To drink multiple bottles of champagne before breakfast and open gifts. Thanks to the baby Jesus for dying so I can open gifts
  5. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Christmas
  6. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    How were you able to type the c word
  7. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Deer faggot. Stop eating my plants. I hope you get shot by a hunter
  8. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    I guess the count is 20 ish. Not counting anything paid for. Those soulless demons are around 1000. This is based on 16yrs of 1 per week. I think the numbers are higher but who knows..
  9. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Mostly dated preppy girls but at home they did lots of nasty stuff. Lots of choking,”rape play”, anal, and restraints Often accompanied with extacy and or cocaine

    I miss that craziness
  10. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Alt is a faggot
  11. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    You’d fuck my grandma, My aunt, and eat our dinner?

    Greedy mofo
  12. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Ok I’ll go first.

    She’s dead so I would fuck her, wouldn’t want that rotten box on my lips

    Would you rather attend a friends c. Hristmas dinner or finger their aunt while preparing mashed potatoes and leave before dinner starts but tell the family what you have done
  13. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    So it’s a littl off topic but is your kid alive? Too much scrolling in the other thread to figure it out.

    If she’s dead will you bury or cremate?

    If you cremate what will you do with that soot. Would you snort a line, plant a tomato?
  14. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Would you rather lick your grandmothers puss in the dark or penetrate with the lights on and eye contact. Both are a one poke situation.

    Ps if I t helps she’s terminally ill and mute, can’t tell anyone and going to die next week
  15. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Answer question above and issue question for below:
  16. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Technologist Incorrect.
    A woman ovulates anywhere from 12-16 days after the start date of her last period; and that’s if she has regular cycles.
    Glad I could help, well kinda.

    Oh, and a man’s sperm can stay alive in a woman’s womb for up to 72 hours.

    Ok so we should monitor garbage for 3-6months to get a good average. Schedule the rapes for 12 ish days after and 4
    Days straight. I guess that involves an abduction or multiple months of “dates”
  17. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    This made me remember a shitty experience I had once.

    Me and a high school girlfriend got a sex toy kit. Had lots of stuff including anal beads on a string. We were banging trying our stuff out and we put in the beads, she liked it and we had sex. After we finished we weren’t sure what to do so just pulled them out. They had become a log, all spaces between beads filled with poop. We both freaked and she cleaned it in the sink and I changed the bedding. Thinking back on it it’s pretty funny especially imagining the scene in the bathroom during the cleaning
  18. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Can you elaborate on how you fuck shit?

    Sounds stinky
  19. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Monitor garbage cans for tampons. After a few months you should be able to predict their cycle. Then plan your strike for after her period, I think it’s 5ish days or something like that. It’s gonna be smelly, bloody, hard work and take a few months/a few rapes to ensure you get a beautiful babby
  20. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by gadzooks So basically, I'll be selling sex so that I can buy sex. It's almost kinda, circle-of-life beautiful in it's own way

    Would you fuck her on credit while he fucks you then sending the money down the line of nuts passed. It would be like the human centipede of sex traffic.
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