ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked

1. 2018-12-18 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost Nexopia

   
   I used to have a Nexopia account.
   
   Oh man those were the days.
2. 2018-12-18 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when i was ██ i █████ ██ ██████ that was only ███████ ███.
   
   it was the best thing that happened in my life and id cherish it till my dying breath.

   
   If each █ character is meant to represent a regular a1phanumeric character, some of the things I've been able to deduce (albeit with very little certainty) are kinda messed up.
   
   When I was {2-digit age, so at least 10} i {five-letter word, so not 'fucked'... 'raped' would fit though} {two-character word - probably "an"} {6-letter word... I so don't want to guess 'infant'..., but if the previous word represents 'an', then we're expecting a word that starts with a vowel here} that was only {7-digit word... seventy?} + {one}... seventy one?
   
   The 'only' part kinda makes that nonsensical.
   
   Can I buy a vowel?
3. 2018-12-18 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   More possible variations for: █████ ██ ██████:
   
   {raped} {my} {friend}.
   {sexed} {my} {friend}.
   
   ...
4. 2018-12-18 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   {raped} {my} {sister}.
   {sexed} {my} {sister}.
5. 2018-12-18 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   {raped} {my} {cousin}.
   {sexed} {my} {cousin}.
6. 2018-12-18 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   that was only {seventy} {one}.
   
   
7. 2018-12-18 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #27
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Would mother work?
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8. 2018-12-18 at 6 PM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   {raped} {my} {granny}.
   {sexed} {my} {granny}.
   
   that was only
   
   {seventy} {one}.
   
   That's the only sentence I can come up with that makes sense (grammatically, at least).
9. 2018-12-18 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #29
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Would mother work?

   
   {raped} {my} {mother}.
   {sexed} {my} {mother}.
   
   that was only
   
   {seventy} {one}????
10. 2018-12-18 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So 1 pic snagged off the internet so far...
11. 2018-12-18 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    The first girl I fucked was a red head from miami, I flew to miami when I was sixteen and fucked for a whole week. She got brain cancer, she might be dead and I don't have a pic.
12. 2018-12-18 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You already have enough pics of your mom Bill Krozby, so I won't post another, but you get the idea.
13. 2018-12-19 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks that was only {seventy} {one}.
    
    

    
    i made that specifically for you because i knew it would make your brain go off like crypto mining machine.
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14. 2018-12-19 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #34
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i made that specifically for you because i knew it would make your brain go off like crypto mining machine.

    
    I kinda figured as much.
    
    Hey, if it's any consolation, though, when I was ██ i ██████ a █ year old. I also was ██████ by a ██ year old while I was █. Neither of which I regret, to be honest.
15. 2018-12-19 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #35
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Mostly dated preppy girls but at home they did lots of nasty stuff. Lots of choking,”rape play”, anal, and restraints Often accompanied with extacy and or cocaine
    
    I miss that craziness
16. 2018-12-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #36
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    I guess the count is 20 ish. Not counting anything paid for. Those soulless demons are around 1000. This is based on 16yrs of 1 per week. I think the numbers are higher but who knows..
17. 2018-12-19 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Ughhu I guess the count is 20 ish. Not counting anything paid for. Those soulless demons are around 1000. This is based on 16yrs of 1 per week. I think the numbers are higher but who knows..

    
    how many kids do you have? you should have at least a dozen with those numbers
18. 2018-12-19 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    This is a good thread.
    
    This is a picture of me and my first girl at prom. She was 15. Also into wicca and cut herself on the daily. She wouldn't let me hit the dorsal though, surprisingly.
19. 2018-12-19 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby chole shero
    n she was 14 nd again
    
    she would lay down on top of me and she said im really wet and i want to do this, i let it happen

    
    I would eat her eye sockets
20. 2018-12-19 at 7:56 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Never. She was a valuable essay in the art of female pleasure and I wouldn't betray her to your devices.