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  2. HOly shit fuys! Glee did their own original version of Pinball Wizard

    BA BE BO!, that show was highly underrated.



    She could pin my balls and sit on my face until I went deaf, dumb and blind
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  3. Wellhung would make a great K-2 home-room teacher because his brain works in rhymes
    Folx I think he should get a teaching degree and catch up with the times
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  4. Originally posted by aldra modern sports games are the biggest scam around

    they're like gacha games with niggers instead of anime girls

    I don't consider those to be true sports games, Should be called Sports/Gaming

    They cracked down on clever fuckers buying one sports game per system instead of one per year, Gotta get the plat pass so you can unlock Ronaldo too, only another 50 quid mate its RONALDO how can you say no???



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  5. the skeletal remains of that pigeon
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  6. What ?? I'm not from this community and never met a tranny in my life before. I have always been a stud that has an easier time picking girls up than keeping them around, because they can't handle me at my worst and i'm a bitch queen from heck

    My life is an endless series of such events and actions. If you focus on the penis, you will only see the penis. But if you pull back the foreskin you will see there is a person with a soul there that is more than just a number, they are a collection of memories and experience just like you.
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  7. lol this was filmed in my neighborhood
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  8. I'm working on an alternate fanfic of lost called "lost virgintiy" where every original survivor eventually has sex at least once with everyone else, which causes the story to take a complete 180

    When they all wash up on the beach it basically goes down like this in my version
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  9. "EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADIES BUT ARE ANY OF YOU THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT WHICH IS 16 IF YOU WEREN'T AWARE, COME ON I KNOW ONE OF YOU SLUTS WANTS TO TASTE GROWN MAN ASS INSTEAD OF DOG CUM"



    He screams at teenagers while high and tripping on mephedrone. You would think he would give up by now or just rape one, but he keeps trying.

    Hey wariat do you suffer from face blindness due to your autism, maybe the reason none of these girls want anything to do with you is because you got a bad reputation. Watch out for teenage girls lol, in my hood there was a few gangs that would meet older men on dating sites and did lots of blackmail/extortion or straight up tie them up and steal anything of value

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  10. I personally enjoy the bumping table mechanic to cheat the ball into strategic locations while the owner tells you to knock it off

    Then you give it one last SLAM and flip them the bird on the way out
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  11. What's the point in learning if you're not actually learning and just cheating
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  12. Originally posted by Wariat thats old for me. I need the ones around 16.

    Having an age preference under 18 is not only cringe, but retarded. because girls don't develop all at the same time. You are just seeking out the bare minimum age you can get away with. You walk up to the most popular girls in highschools with no car just some random old pervert and talk about age of consent and ass licking

    That's fucking disgusting. You are not socialized or intelligent enough to pick up girls of any age, because they don't want or need you.
    I bet one day you will see some women and flirt with them and they will laugh and walk away and say "OH MY GOD ISN'T THAT THE LICK MY ASS GUY?! WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO LOSER LOOOOL"

    and then they go home and lick their dogs ass. The world rests easy for another day
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  13. I am going to break into the female dominated romance novel industry and restore it to glory





    I will not let Irish women keep me down! I made my stand at Whiskey Beach with my muscles glistening in the sunset

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  14. I had sex with your mother but I couldn't tell the race because she was behind the hole in the wall
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  15. Sell the car and mug the lawyer for drug money
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  16. I can just imagine wellhung as a babysitter going around the house saying "FUCK A NIGGER, FOLX????"
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  17. Yeah I would like to have a candle lit dinner with him after winning a prize in a contest and then pull out a gun at the last minute and hold the entire mac donalds hostage so I can spend eternity with review brah

    We will hijack the internet and demand deliveries and development of new menu items or we start killing people

    MR. BRAH NEEDS A VENTI STARBUCKS CUP OF ICED WATER AND A CHANGE OF SUITS PLEASE
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  18. Not a single person in human history has ever died from covid. They died from asphyxiation.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Covid doesn't actually kill anyone it just reduces your ability for your lungs to exchange oxygen which causes asphyxiation death.

    Covid is kinda like Derrick Chauvin, he didn't "murder" George floyd but his actions led to the complications that caused his death.

    Originally posted by Ghost I'm going to die of cardiac arrest aspyxiation like my best friends from here sploo and mr william douglas B Bill Krozbyler
    also thats how george floyd died

    I imagine most of us are destined to that fate. My girlfriend is begging me to stop, I am good at breaking people out of wanting to do drugs because usually once they're around me they want to turn their lives around and never do a bad thing ever again, they should put me on scared straight.

    and I just tell myself every day Waylyn, you're doing fine.



    i shoud, have posted this in that other thread

    Oxygen is the real drug and gun, slowly killing us all as it oxidizes our cellular walls, makes drugs expire, metals rust and everything it touches gets put on a countdown timer.
    It's basically a form of non lethal reverse radiation that kills us as soon as we don't have it in our system. Oxygen is the ultimate "fossil fuel" building block of life, and creator of death. The Ying and Yang.



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am a gasman from the planet nicotina-1 where there is only 1% oxygen 99% nicotine vapor, the only suitable environment for me is the gas chambers. I need a protective diver suit with a gigantic death skull and bones tank at all times or I will DESTROY YOU


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  19. Originally posted by POLECAT man I hope her mood is swinging towards her promiscuous moods

    it is. Right before you orgasm though she pulls out a giant knife while riding on top of you and then plunges it into your throat and they orgasm twice as hard riding a mans dick when they just drained the life out of them and still making this now lifeless corpse ejaculate

    like a chicken running around after you chop off its head

    this is what the black window finds enjoyable and its her secret fantasy to sexually torture men and when they die, bring them back to life like mindless brainless zombies

    she gets bored with them after that.

    Yes thats right folx if the black window keeps this going you might see one of these harrowed ghouls, experiments wandering around with no idea who they are or what anything is. All they remember is FUCKING

    so it's all the know/do/seek out

    like zombie horde but instead of eating your flesh they rape you

    Still want those nudes?
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  20. When I lived on the other side of the country I ran a trap house and had about a dozen local highschool kids with bad home situations and I taught them everything I know about industrial drug manufacture

    I thought they were rapscallions, ruffians and nogoodnicks, but they had money for weed. These kids were wild they even spray painted the wall in the stairway of the apartment

    I tried to set an example for them because they didn't look up to anything and just smoked weed and did petty crimes.
    There were a LOT of 16~ year old girls that were either drop outs or in remedial learning, or trying to finish their high school so they could leave town

    They used to all get ready for school in my apartment, there would be a bunch of girls in bras running around, and retard and drug people, also my dad was there saying YOUR APARTMENT HAS A VERY NICE VIEW HAR HAR ARHAR

    what does this have to do with anything? One of those punk kids forgot to log out of his facebook and left it on his messages to his mom saying the most cringe shit i ever read in my life, THE DRAMA, and she was like I JUST WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO COME HOME BUT YOURE A BAD SEED

    He replied YOU DOn'T GET IT MOM!!!! THIS SONG BASICALLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE AND WHO I AM AS A MAN TODAY AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT!


    I feel as if I am fated to tell you how I found this song
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