Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
I struggle with grocery shopping, meal planning to get the right amount of nutrients as a fussy eater is beyond me and in large grocery stores when people get in my way or the items I need aren't in stock and I don't know what to replace it with I can get close to snapping.
I've never had a meltdown in N.I, the first time that happened to me was in London so I didn't know what was happening but it turns out that's a thing I can have autistic meltdowns.
This is seriously the most normal post you've ever made. Confirmed psychopath
Having read this thread beyond the initial title (which was all I read before my previous post) I have surmised that OP volunteered no honest reflection of himself and instead whined about others not doing what he does not do. I've literally written hundreds of essays on how much of a faggot I am and the closest thing to self reflection I can recall OP doing is wondering how fat he'll get after eating 16 deep dish pizzas from Luka Magnotti
OP volunteered and contributed absolutely nothing. Thread is fake and gay with a noble premise and a gayass fucking execution
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2023-04-01 at 7:01 PM UTC
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Pics of kafka?
I would like to see a picture please
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
watching a movie and ignoring the state of the Union because I know the white hats are in control and I also know the white hats are the bad guys
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2023-04-01 at 6:20 PM UTC
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Pics of kafka?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
It's pretty sinister asking people to post photos of me here when that could put me at risk and if that ever happens or I find out that it already has happened then you won't see me again. I don't consent to whatever sick project you were on about.
"The Kafka project" sounds like a title for a hipster movie starring Jay Berashel or whatever that guy from Montreals name is. I liked that movie "the trotsky" even though it was j00ey propagandi
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I have this video from the time I was drinking in the guy's dorm room, we could hear someone jacking off in the shower we were scundered for him. He was shouting fuck.
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2023-03-31 at 9:35 PM UTC
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Bing art
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2023-03-31 at 9:35 PM UTC
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AIRUP water drinking system
So are you still tormented by the lemon
Reminds me of my neighbor who only drank mountain dew and didn't know you're supposed to drink water
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2023-03-31 at 9:23 PM UTC
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NISSERS, pick the new Hire
Originally posted by jerryb
Da man (Jiggaboo) is raciss again da white man. We have the perfect young man that just needs a chance, born in Poland and raised in CA. He is highly educated and knows computers/graphic art in his spare time. His biggest hobby is photographing young innocent models and loves dogs.
He'd have had the job too if he hadn't posted about whacking off in bar restrooms yesterday...No way would that be allowed in the executive restroom.
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2023-03-31 at 8:20 PM UTC
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Sophie is dead
this shit is gold
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2023-03-31 at 7:55 PM UTC
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NISSERS, pick the new Hire
I remember that last post...I think I responded with something like "yes, built by the white man"
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2023-03-31 at 7:49 PM UTC
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NISSERS, pick the new Hire
The good news is I can speak some Nigerian. The Nigerian guys back at compaq taught me some words and phrases...now the spelling here is probably wrong so I'll type it like it sounds along with the translations.
Che oh feh jeh edja - I like to eat fish
Che oh feh jeh obo - I like to eat pussy
Obo lanla - big pussy. (I was told to hold my hand up and make a "U" with my thumb and index finger when saying it as if to represent a large vagina)
I'll probably save those phrases till I get to know him a little better though.
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Originally posted by cigreting
thread is gold
Too bad you never produce any decent threads, Leon. I can't recall you ever producing anything of substance.
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Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
I struggle with finding intelligence in the OP
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2023-03-31 at 7:06 PM UTC
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NISSERS, pick the new Hire
Done deal. Egbo to begin work here on Tuesday Morning at 7.30am. Thank you for your votes I'm sure Egbo and his 30 kids will appreciate the extra gruel.
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Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey
No. I'm more normal than any of you sociopathic deranged retards
I want to kill myself though because the world is gay as fuck full of people like you and others. I appreciate you posting some decent posts for once in your life
You have never really posted anything technical or useful ever once but you AND ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER can still bring good discussion to the table if you at least give half a fuck instead of actively try to ruin this place even more like others here.
Like okay candyrein and DTE have never made a single thread in years, whatever. There is no obligation anyone makes any threads. Well candy actually made her own thread to post in, which is commendable I think.
It's also in "half baked" which sploo used to be BANNED FROM THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY and only allowed to post in HALF BAKED so it's kinda funny actyually considering it all , I consider candyrein to be one of the few good DH posters because she isn't a retard. Or is less retarded than the rest of you at least.
DTE is a fucking retard even more so than you which is really saying something
"We all know what HB is, if you don't you shouldn't be posting here"
"Hewfil1: Are we insane?
Schplew: No son. It is the world around us that is insane.
FatMax: Did I ever tell you about that one time I was in Juvie? "
I am one of the most intelligent people you have ever encountered. However, You don't like that I question you, myself and the world around me. It's painful for you.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
no ur a moron nothing more
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2023-03-31 at 6:18 PM UTC
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I'll be 40 soon.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I think i'm too good to fuck niggers.
🙄
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2023-03-31 at 5:21 PM UTC
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Sophie is dead
For Sophie.
A lover of all the gentleman was
but especially the young
which most found gross
but strong was his conviction
and hardy his soul
A lover of anime fiction
and the occasional bowl
Sophie was the name he chose as his handle
he said it out loud when handling his wankle
Oh Sophie oh Sophie I implore you once more
deliver the pleasure in hand and on floor
When not noncing his interests were varied and many
assault weaponry and a goldfish named Jenny
School shootings and cooking were in his repertoire
painting by numbers and fixing his car
The po-po took an interest in our titular friend
The Swiss constabulary...how would it end?
They raided his basement one dark winters day
they used their batons and spirited him away
And so we are left with a bit of a mystery
his presence on nis now a matter of history
Maybe one day he'll return unto the fold
but until that day the truth is untold.
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It’s Friday.. if you got a job .. you probably got paid .. if you got a girl.. you probably got laid
If you got a tree .. you probably got shade
If you got a lemon .. you probably got lemonade ❤️
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