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Posts by scuffed jim carrey

  1. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
  2. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine trying to play a nurse on niggas in space & posting everyday about smoking weed & in realizing ur a cna smoking weed weed approaching 40 . Imagine that

    okay I imagined it, now what?
  3. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    one time I was on a bunch of meth and blacked out, did some wild stuff where i tried to shove my entire arm up inside a girl and use her like a puppet, that kind of stuff

    except I didn't even really get to "enjoy it" because we were in this really weird tweaked out zombie mode type state, it was definitely one of the most fucked up experiences i've had with TWEAK and was pretty alarming as I have never lost my mind like that before or since
  4. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CandyRein #TheseBitchesThirstyIcanSeeWhyTheyAlchoholics

    LOL

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Are u dumb?

    no, why?
  5. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    So much divisivness over one person.. more proof Kafka is the female Bill Krozby
  6. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya go smoke some more weed ya trash bag

    thanks, I will

  7. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm lol I’m obsessed w candyrein
  8. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Tara . My posts have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do w u. The poster sweet made a rude comment about me….I just saw & responded. Lol it has nothing to do w you.

    lol SKITZO AS ALL GET OUT
  9. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    i will pray for you
  10. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    The famous artist?!
  11. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    The project involves masturbation I bet
  12. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Most of the year at your location it's too cold to have any allergy issues related to plants

    That's not true at all

    I don't live in the fucking arctic it's southern Ontario

  13. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by cigreting so howd they know u were jakin off warioat

    he was hallucinating from meth paranoia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/c3o79z/the_mighty_meth_wank/

    Paranoia is the worst. This time I decided to commit no matter who I thought may be listening. I really dont want to do this anymore. Every other time there has been a mystery listener ruining my vibe and I had to leave dissapointed, sometimes without even shooting one load. It was something I was only going to do once, properly, for a sustained amount of time with the god dam volume up. Living in share houses all my life has made me watch porn mute. I'm used to it. But once you have a fat toke and turn on the all the moaning and groaning, slopping and sqeulching you get so hard your ball sack dissapears and you have to hold them in so they dont escape. Sound is everything with a meth wank.

    When you know someone is listening you try to bump it up bit by bit, thinking you are getting away with it. When she makes an unexpected moan from zero to one hundred, like Adriana Chechik does, your timing to attenuation has to be spot on. You just watch her tighten her face as the velocity of the pounding intensifies, you can see it building, behind the tiny moans she boils like a volcano before an eruption, holding it down with more and more effort, she looks like she's in pain, like it hurts and there will be a reward for this sacrifice, not just for her, but for the whole world.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood == Things not normal to do ==
    There are a lot of things that aren't normal to do; interestingly, on meth, they are. Some masturbate uncontrollably near windows, or out doors in hopes that someone is secretly watching and on meth also. This gives the user an even more intense rush of pleasure.
    You get the picture.
  14. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    did you wake up covered in ectoplasm
  15. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    *does tweak and masturbates in dark alley*
  16. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol only poor people lotto

    that's not true at all. I knew a cocaine dealer that had an intense gamba addiction and he would regularly drop $100 on scratch at the 7--11 every time he went there and then spend all day playing Keno and online poker.

    VLT's on the other hand...

  17. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    I won like $10k bros i'm buying a fukkin ounce of tweak , fuck yall!! stay blessed NEVER STRESSED POSITIVE GANG GANG we hood rich now nigga

  18. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Please donate to fund my benadryl addiction*sniff*
  19. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    I keep bringing my lighter over from my weed smoking area (the window) to the computer with me

    which I did when I was doing TWEAK every day because I would use the lighter to smoke TWEAK but I haven't had TWEAK in weeks and sometimes I still bring the lighter over here

    wut u think star trek
  20. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    waiting for an amazon delivery of coffee while drinking a coffee & thinking about coffee
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