Are you on your phone? My phone usually asks me. I usually say I am on the toilet.
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2018-12-22 at 2:41 AM UTC
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I call out my boss
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i doubt that.
I don't doubt your boss called you out. Why do you doubt me?
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2018-12-22 at 12:50 AM UTC
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Where do we go when we die?
I think I will go to Vegas.
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Flat earthers claim to have members all across the globe.
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2018-12-22 at 1:21 AM UTC
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Is Lady Lala hot?
No sign if it was a pussy fart or butthole fart.
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Must be a piece of shit if you can park it at the motel 6.
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2018-12-20 at 3:34 AM UTC
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Love is a Myth
Guys don't fear age, when I got to my age (50's) I worried about dating after my divorce. These women want to FUCK! No lie.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Anti Trump people are pretty unintelligent but hey that's their problem not mine
But it is your problem. They MAKE it your problem!
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2018-12-20 at 3:23 AM UTC
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Love is a Myth
I don't doubt love exists, I have had it and lost it...I just don't see it as a possibility for me again. All I have said before was just for fun on this stupid website.
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2018-12-20 at 2:56 AM UTC
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Love is a Myth
Women give up sex for love.
Men give up love for sex.
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2018-12-20 at 2:55 AM UTC
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Love is a Myth
Love is a gimmick to make sex respectable, for women.
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Permit is the root word for permission. As in permission from the government. This is MY property, why do I need permission from the government?
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Something about someone buying property and doing what the hell they want to with it and you thinking they can't because YOU don't want them to?
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2018-12-02 at 10:31 PM UTC
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Dumb drug dealer/user stories?
I walked into a fast food joint and all the kids behind the counter were high as fuck! I had to tell each one of them, you get my fries, you make my drink, you make the sandwich and you bag it up. It was hilarious. I didn't tell anyone to ring me up.
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Originally posted by ~L J~
Getting ready for bed. 😴
My mind is being naughty
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Mewsik partakes a drink or 12 sometimes. She will cuss you all over the interwebs one night and totally forget the next.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Yeah I think we've all heard the cliche saying that it's "a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
The thing is, it's not always temporary.
However, in my case at least, I actively choose to think of my problem as temporary. Even if it has persisted for weeks, or months; and even if I've tried all kinds of different things that haven't worked.
All it means is that I just haven't quite found that one thing.
I may end up dying of old age / natural causes in my 80's, and never experience happiness or joy throughout all these decades, but I still have the power to characterize it as a "temporary problem".
This is where the Stoic/Existential philosophy comes into play.
The Stoics and the Existentialists wrote a lot about death and dealing with the finite nature of life and existence as we know it.
And I have read a lot of the Stoics and Existentialists.
Maybe philosophy is part of what keeps me alive.
I just take a fuck everyone and everything attitude. Don't take that the wrong way, I actually do care and give a fuck but what I mean is this isn't going to bring me to any kind of problematic nuclear meltdown. I don't let anything do that to me. Road rage was the hardest to get under control. But I did it.
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I used to believe that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Not so sure now that I read this thread. I really do wish all of you with the bus ticket the best.
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2018-12-09 at 11:28 PM UTC
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Ohfralala...
Originally posted by Grimace
Scientists argued over it, but it is confirmed. Inside the butthole of every human being is a sub-atomic black hole that just absorbs anything that goes into it. The problem with that is space-time. How the fabric of space is altered………….
End of the day, you guys like jalapeno cheetos?
I love those cheetoes but never tried them up the butt.
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