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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Snorting Xanax (to attempt to verify or disprove a claim made my many before me).

    It's kinda like Myth Busters, but with drug myths.

    I will approach the endeavor with pure scientific objectivity.
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  2. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Popping m&m's as if they were Xanax.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just turned on some Sade ๐Ÿ™ƒ
    About to relax in a bubble bath
    And contemplate the week ahead
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter Popping m&m's as if they were Xanax.

    Popping Xanax bars as if they were m&m's.
  5. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Popping Xanax bars as if they were m&m's.

    anandamide nigguh
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually I'm so not doing that.

    These guys are potent... 2mg a piece.

    And I always drink with my benzos.

    So I have to be incredibly cautious with my benzo usage when I'm on the stuff.

    But for fucks sake it's 9:30 AM here and I HAVEN'T SLEPT YET.

    I'm snorting a line of Xanax (might work, might not).

    Then walking to the liquor store to re-up.

    My only goal is to get some sleep soon.
  7. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Actually I'm so not doing that.

    These guys are potent… 2mg a piece.

    And I always drink with my benzos.

    So I have to be incredibly cautious with my benzo usage when I'm on the stuff.

    But for fucks sake it's 9:30 AM here and I HAVEN'T SLEPT YET.

    I'm snorting a line of Xanax (might work, might not).

    Then walking to the liquor store to re-up.

    My only goal is to get some sleep soon.

    im almost out of booze myself but I have to stay up for at least another six hours to get ahold of my weed dealer. times like these I wish I could just eat yeast and sugar and make booze in my liver.
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  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Throwing uncooked rice at the wall for nuthin.
  9. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Getting ready for bed. ๐Ÿ˜ด
  10. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Getting ready for bed. ๐Ÿ˜ด

    My mind is being naughty
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    making tuna melts for wife
  12. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb My mind is being naughty

    Thatโ€™s not a bad thing lol. :P
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Worked out, got a haircut, showered.

    That's how you feel good.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    About to suck one of these...



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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or maybe two...




  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    that double dick gave me flashbacks to weird dreams ive had of my dick where I have like two dicks, or my dick is detachable or all sorts of weird shit.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that double dick gave me flashbacks to weird dreams ive had of my dick where I have like two dicks, or my dick is detachable or all sorts of weird shit.

    The duo-dick is a classic Freudian concept.

    Actually I have no idea.

    I do have weird dreams about dicks sometimes though.
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Have you guys ever read that AMA on reddit about the guy who has two dicks and is basically a sex god who's had multiple orgies with both men and women
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Have you guys ever read that AMA on reddit about the guy who has two dicks and is basically a sex god who's had multiple orgies with both men and women

    I can't say that I have, but it has been added to my Todo list.
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
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