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Posts by Flatulant_bomb

  1. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Half black broads to the african jungle to sponge bob. 10 posts..lol
  2. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Oh, fuck that! Uber is released.
  3. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace If that ever worked, which I doubt, but if it DID, then it was a long, long time ago.

    I never tried it but this fucking HOT ginger vending machine specialist told me.
  4. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    What is 211? I have my Uber on standby.
  5. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Fucking apprentices! Take a bottle like at a fast food restaurant that has the ketchup and mustard in it. Fill it up with salt water and squeeze it into the coin slot where if you were paying for something. The salt water shorts out the "brain" and releases all the coins into the change cup.
  6. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Can you translate to "not retard"? Thanks.
  7. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You should hook up with Al Gore! He had some wild fantasies too.
  8. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    What about the other half tho?
  9. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Mewsik Nacho …. If you are refering to my flipping my shit the night I found out (read in these forums) that LJ gave Joereal (who I knew on DH as "Spaz") profile(s) - Of course I do. I could give 2 fucks what anyone here thought or suggested.

    What does that have to do with the question that the poster flatulant bomb asked or if I remember or not? Is that one of your ALTS? If so, I still don't get it.

    Fuck I didn't think about the 2 pro's, yes I have this alt because this lame lammy lammy ass site auto logged me out and when I tried to log back in I apparently forgot my password which is bullshit! So I clicked "forgot password" and it didn't recognize my e-mail, see what I mean by bullshit? It was fucking easier to bake a fart bomb pro than to reset my password. And now my Phone still has the other account.

    Anyway, I was referring to our PM's about you had to sign off because of boyfriend problems and he was beating on your ass and shit, or something like that.
  10. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star a real sociopath wouldnt post on a forum looking for recognition and people with similar views

    Spoken like a true pathy of some sort.
  11. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ No I'm talking about at my homestead by myself. I feel like I'm being judged by the pipes and electricity when I do it so I have to go super fast.

    Well like I said, if it doesn't smell like her, eat it.
  12. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ If I do that I just throw em back in the freezer quick and look around like I'm trying to hide something but if I do it fast enough I think the freezer will protect them and make them good again and leave em in there for as long as I want oh lord freezer my freezer how great thou art.

    you work at McDonalds don't you?
  13. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    My kids can worry about the world now.
  14. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I like antidisestablishmentarianism, not sure how to use it in a sentence though.
  15. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Lol pretty much. America might suddenly decide they need a commander in chief who has a little bit between the ears though

    I wont give a fuck by then, not sure why I give a fuck now. I got money and time, debt free too, not sure why I am still working.
  16. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    As you get older you find that all they want to do is fuck. I am OK with that..
  17. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You are right we never spoke. But I was a lurker forever, so in a way I knew you.
  18. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I mean you are talking 14 years from now..
  19. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I don't have any fuck in me...does that mean you win?
  20. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I don't remember you being so weird on DH.
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