Heisting change from vending machines.

1. 2016-09-18 at 11:39 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Heres an idea I have for a fun way to make some money if you ever are extremely desperate...
   
   You need;
   

   • Long thin screwdriver-like tool
   • small mirror
   • flashlight
   • mask or hood (if there are cameras)
   • possibly a claw-hammer

   The plan;

   1. Locate a vending machine - if there's a flap on the coin return slot break it off with the hammer - if there are cameras in the area hide your face
   2. Use the small mirror and flashlight to look up the coin return chute and see if the coin holder mechanism thing is right up there, it should look something like coin rolls. If not find another machine where it is.
   3. Use the long thin stick tool you have whatever it may be, and stick it up the chute and poke around up there to jar loose the coins.
   4. That's pretty much it.

   
   I've never done this before and never will, so I don't know if it would actually work or not, but looks good on paper...(?)
2. 2016-09-19 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #2
   Stonesword Yung Blood
   It will not. If you really want to get in to one, use a wedge and sledgehammer at the lock on the side. Put the wedge along the seam, tap into place, then slam the wedge with the sledgehammer. You might hve to hit it a few times depending on age and types/number of locks. While i have never done this personally, I have friends that have numerous times.
3. 2016-09-19 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where's that stupid fuck spectral, so he can post his outdated by 20 years "bad idea textfile" on how to hack a vending machine?
4. 2016-09-19 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or you could throw a fucking mask on and EASILY rob a gas station like a fucking MAN!
5. 2016-09-19 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Or you could throw a fucking mask on and EASILY rob a gas station like a fucking MAN!

   
   A mask? fuck that. Look them in the eye and tell them as soon as you get out of jail you will hunt them down and murder their entire family if they call the cops.
   
6. 2018-09-22 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #6
   Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey Yung Blood
   You would have to be an absolute fucking nigger to destroy someone's vending machine just to get maybe $10, when it's easy to make a tubular lock pick.
   
   With a tubular lock pick you can hit hundreds of machines in a week before anyone realizes a serial vending machine robber is on the streets.
   
   Get more refined, people. Stop doing things the hard way. The finer methods work better.
7. 2018-09-22 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Back when I was a junkie and knew of certain things, I knew you could take a 10x11 hex head screw and matching ratchet and ratchet the screw into the keyhole almost completely in. Then, take a hammer and smack the fucking shit out of the screw at a downward angle. It essentially breaks all the tumblers in the lock and it pops out where you can turn the handle until the door opens.
   
   Get a pillow case and dump all the change in, grab any bills available, and a drink for the road!
   
   Lots of places put a steel plate over the keyhole now and it's locked with a masterlock. Nothing a bolt cutter won't handle! Cut that piece of shit masterlock off and DO YOU, fam!
   
   Hamdle dat.
8. 2018-09-22 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #8
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   Fucking apprentices! Take a bottle like at a fast food restaurant that has the ketchup and mustard in it. Fill it up with salt water and squeeze it into the coin slot where if you were paying for something. The salt water shorts out the "brain" and releases all the coins into the change cup.
9. 2018-09-22 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Fucking apprentices! Take a bottle like at a fast food restaurant that has the ketchup and mustard in it. Fill it up with salt water and squeeze it into the coin slot where if you were paying for something. The salt water shorts out the "brain" and releases all the coins into the change cup.

   
   If that ever worked, which I doubt, but if it DID, then it was a long, long time ago.
10. 2018-09-22 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Grimace Back when I was a junkie and knew of certain things, I knew you could take a 10x11 hex head screw and matching ratchet and ratchet the screw into the keyhole almost completely in. Then, take a hammer and smack the fucking shit out of the screw at a downward angle. It essentially breaks all the tumblers in the lock and it pops out where you can turn the handle until the door opens.
    
    Get a pillow case and dump all the change in, grab any bills available, and a drink for the road!
    
    Lots of places put a steel plate over the keyhole now and it's locked with a masterlock. Nothing a bolt cutter won't handle! Cut that piece of shit masterlock off and DO YOU, fam!
    
    Hamdle dat.

    
    Oh, and if the owner or cops show up, put the masterlock in a sock and start swingin', fam!
11. 2018-09-22 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #11
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Grimace If that ever worked, which I doubt, but if it DID, then it was a long, long time ago.

    
    I never tried it but this fucking HOT ginger vending machine specialist told me.