Posts by Flatulant_bomb

1. 2018-10-04 at 12:03 AM UTC in CandyBooty's new avatar.
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   Oh shit! Get ready NIS, as the DH world turns is in it's debut.
2. 2018-10-03 at 2:14 AM UTC in You losers never get laid...
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   Is it your sole existence to get laid?
3. 2018-10-03 at 2:03 AM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chips
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   I don't get it.
4. 2018-10-03 at 1:13 AM UTC in I've murdered several users from this forum
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Ghost Oh I'll do you all right fralala

   
   Will you bring chips?
5. 2018-10-03 at 12:57 AM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chips
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   My ex had a mean punch but mine was more than hers. She is lucky I refrained and she went away in handcuffs. That was fun.
6. 2018-10-02 at 11:57 PM UTC in Website powered solely by solar
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   I will be interested in solar power when it can lift a 747 off the ground and fly it across the ocean. On a sunny day of course.
7. 2018-10-02 at 11:55 PM UTC in Getting speeding tickets dismissed in court
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   What's better is if you quit being a dick while driving.
8. 2018-10-02 at 11:33 PM UTC in Getting speeding tickets dismissed in court
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   The lawyer probably cost you more than the speeding ticket, why not just pay the ticket? Why not quit driving so god damn fast? Why are you the guy I want to run off the road? You suck!
9. 2018-10-02 at 3:09 AM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chips
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ohfralala Yeah bc let me tell you something. I kicked my best friend’s husband this weekend and he looked at me shocked and screamed that was a Muay Thai kick and I said damn right it was don’t fuck with me again. Then I walked into the living room and stole his chair and drank his beer.

   
   If he couldn't defend a Muai Thai kick then he got what he deserved...pfft!
10. 2018-10-02 at 2:59 AM UTC in Is there a cringier person on the internet than infinityshock?
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Mewsik If that is what you really want, you are going about it the wrong way. With me anyway ..

    
    Meh, I am just posting, if it happens, you make it happen.
11. 2018-10-02 at 2:51 AM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chips
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ohfralala Scronnie I swear to Jesus I will come up there and knock your fucking block off permanently if you lay a hand on her

    
    You otter listen to this one.
12. 2018-10-02 at 2:46 AM UTC in Is there a cringier person on the internet than infinityshock?
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Mewsik Hmmmm. Well maybe your definition of whore differs from mine. If what you post in your turret form was brought to real life action, whether done for hire or for free - whore is not what I would label you as.

    
    Ignore him, put your focus on me.
13. 2018-10-02 at 1:51 AM UTC in Smart feller or fart smeller
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    So wait, if I smell my farts it deletes my smarts? I am so confused right now.
14. 2018-10-02 at 1:25 AM UTC in Smart feller or fart smeller
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I am a smart feller but sometimes I smell my farts...fuck! Now what?
15. 2018-10-02 at 12:38 AM UTC in Should I go to work high on GHB (and xanax and alcohol), or should I get a hotel room, an escort, and a gram of crack?
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I am not a fan of too much blood in my alcohol system.
16. 2018-10-02 at 12:05 AM UTC in What time is it
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Mewsik Then I guess I'm sure you don't want me to … and emmm, I don't think you can get just a bit of west nile lol.

    
    I guess my immune system is strong enough to fight it. I don't know but the symptoms are there. Not everyone dies of it.
17. 2018-10-02 at 12:02 AM UTC in Breaking News from SanFran-- Crane drops H-Beam...
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by totse3.com An I beam is thinner and stands upwards doesnt it?
    
    an H Beam is horizontal and welded or bolted in.
    
    I remember asking the dif before.

    
    I don't know. In my world i comes after h and would be a revision of the prior.
18. 2018-10-01 at 11:35 PM UTC in Breaking News from SanFran-- Crane drops H-Beam...
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    They should have used an i beam.
19. 2018-10-01 at 11:32 PM UTC in What time is it
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    But you knew what I meant.
20. 2018-10-01 at 11:28 PM UTC in What time is it
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    My day was great! Thanks for asking but I am sure you don't care. I think I got a bit of the west nile virus, since the hurricane we have teredactyl sized mosquitoes here.