I can't remember when I signed up for NIS, but it was a long time ago. Things have changed: I don't live in my parents' basement anymore. I've been in a stable, long-term relationship for nearly 8 years. I don't really do drugs or drink anymore, although not for any particular reason (I guess finances, but if I wanted to I could make it work).
Besides those differences though, I'm mostly in the same place I was when I signed up. Things have changed, but they've also stayed the same. I very well may start smoking meth tomorrow, and smoke it every day for the next year straight if the mood strikes me. I have the freedom to do so, if I so choose. It would not disrupt or negatively impact my life in any meaningful capacity to go on a years long bender. My life has crystallized into stability, but at the heart of that crystal lies a roiling chaos waiting to be unleashed.
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I'd rather you do what you've said you'd do a dozen times now, and be soft on everyone, finally turn that new leaf and be the guy that everyone likes to be around and no one has a bad thing to say about him.
Be the guy whose presence makes or breaks a party, whose deep warm laughter echoes through the mind and delivers a feeling of happiness and joy.
You've tried to turn that leaf over more times than Kafka has threatened to kill herself.
It' s time to put up or shut up.
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Originally posted by Landy Pamm
what if he did and his family sued you?
that would have sucked. This was like 9 years ago or something. He thought he was so edgy, he'd post memes on facebook of the crucifixion with jesus being sodomized. Like whoa dude, Now That's What I Call Edgy! Volume 3 Bringing Back the Douche.
Anyways, I'd probably have had my parents spend money on a lawyer, spend years in and out of court eventually winning due to them having no case.
I triumphantly shout, "You can't handle the TRUTH" *cough*or your bleach for that matter*cough* and leave the courtroom with my parents because at this point in time I lost my license.
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A new coffee table for the living room. Also, some nice art. Our kitchen and living room are full of art but our bedroom is quite bare. We need some good art for the walls. A new kitchen island, we went too cheap and regret it.
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motherfucker
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I'd like to see a machine that can pull ALL the bones out of a human body in a single pull, leaving just a gelatinous mass on the floor.
Lol I actually erupted in laughter to that here on the toilet taking a big SHIT!
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Originally posted by shitty titty
I’ve been through 8 world wars.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
i'm a veteran of the drug wars, the console wars, the war on coal, the war on christmas, the culture wars etc
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