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  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    This thread is full of CHILD NIGGERS who don't know how to eat bone-in wings.

    I'm on your side, frala. Bone-in is superior.
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  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Get all flats and slip the meat off all at once

    i do like shlurping the meat off a flat and tongue blasting that bonussy
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  3. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty I know you do and that’s exactly why I made this thread

    you know why you crave the bone?

    INTERNALISED MISOGYNY
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  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Obviously the taste is different! Wings are darker meat! It's good! I love wings! I fully respect your preference for them. I am taking the lyrics of ‘Chicken Fried’ and really holding space with that, and feeling power in that.

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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yes comcast I'm gonna need the BUSINESS grade internet and I better not get any calls from you bitching when I run a darknet bitcoin node on the router
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  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Hmm...

    For a last meal, I'd prefer a plate of my Mom's good ole' Southern cooking, but since that's impossible considering the fact that she's dead, I'll have to go with my secondary choice:

    Full teppanyaki dinner consisting of fried rice and vegetables, steak and chicken, ginger salad, EGG DROP soup with those crunchy egg noodle things, a roll of sushi of my choice prepared by at least an Asian and not one of those Mexicans working in a Japanese restaurant, and a bottle of hot sake.

    Oh and even though I don't smoke, since this will be my final meal before my assumed execution, I also would like a cigarette. Camel Turkish Gold, please.

    Itadakimasu!
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  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Crispy Almost 60 decades of being alive, that’s disgusting woz

    Stay in school, you need those math lessons
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  9. This cold, empty house is so quiet, now she's gone
    The dust accumulates into mountains on the ground
    My papers piled on the steps, her flowers all have died
    I'm searching everywhere for someone I'll never find

    The haunting never fades, laughter's gone away
    It's too late, when you've lost your soul
    I left her everything, she only left my ring
    My world is darker now than the blackest crow

    Shadows fill this place, she's been away so long
    The wallpaper leaves a stain where pictures once belonged
    You'd think I would have known something was going on
    Her kisses were so cold, her loving touch withdrawn

    The haunting never fades, laughter's gone away
    It's too late, when you've lost your soul
    I left her everything, she only left my ring
    My world is darker now than the blackest crow
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  10. Originally posted by Crispy Who wants to meet me?

    CPS?
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  11. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, no one here has my PI.

    Edit: Though I did once post a pic of me at about age 25 so maybe someone kept that for masturbatory reasons

    was it an oil painting?

    jk ;p
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  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you tried self love?

    all the time.

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  13. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm

    lol what
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  14. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley So I am in a 4000 level management class and I sit next to this pretty Haitian girl. I went to the bathroom and I had the Latest Threads page pulled up as always and I walked out of the room to fill up a water bottle. I came back and she said "Waht's Niggas in Space?"

    I told her we're an online community with a lot of valuable insight and perspectives and we could really use her involvement. She said she would check it out.

    10% chance she actually makes an account, if you do May this is Bradley the cute white guy you sit next to in Leadership Challenges!!!

    You really didn't think this one through very clearly; Did you?

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  15. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by shitty titty What are you even talking about? lol

    She's doing that thing where she's talking shit despite not really knowing what happened and generally not caring about the situation.
    I wonder who could've taught her that one.
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  16. Originally posted by Bradley I'm a 1 way nigga on a 3 way street

    3 ways? we knew you went both ways already...what's the 3rd? animals?
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bradley they didn't get married, she called the engagement off and moved out to pursue men who don't play video games

    I mean I’m still fucking her and you’re still trying not to wake your room mate up when you jerk off under the sheets after curfew so…
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  18. Best he can give is his hypnosis tracks.
    Just ignore the hiccups and slurring.
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  19. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Now that Kafka is gone who will be the next #1 stupid bitch in our community be.

    Should we do a poll?

    the call... it's coming from inside the house!!!
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't remember when I signed up for NIS, but it was a long time ago. Things have changed: I don't live in my parents' basement anymore. I've been in a stable, long-term relationship for nearly 8 years. I don't really do drugs or drink anymore, although not for any particular reason (I guess finances, but if I wanted to I could make it work).

    Besides those differences though, I'm mostly in the same place I was when I signed up. Things have changed, but they've also stayed the same. I very well may start smoking meth tomorrow, and smoke it every day for the next year straight if the mood strikes me. I have the freedom to do so, if I so choose. It would not disrupt or negatively impact my life in any meaningful capacity to go on a years long bender. My life has crystallized into stability, but at the heart of that crystal lies a roiling chaos waiting to be unleashed.
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