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Posts by shitty titty

  1. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka Actually you can buy a cuddle buddy, there's professional cuddlers.

    Depressing
  2. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by TacoBell give me ur phone number i will call you rn to prove i am real

    Add me on telegram and authenticate yourself
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    I like it!
  4. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    OP is a victim
  5. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I wonder who H is
  6. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Bradley That's awful and in no way reflective of my desires

    Yeah I know. That’s why you need the support group to cry at.
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    She’s on telegram
  8. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I’m bringing visual aids.
  9. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Just remember everyone, wherever you stick your dick, someone else is gonna stick their dick in you too.
  10. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Bradley “gonna finally learn to take it as hard as he gives it” B93
  11. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Should use this one instead
  12. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, exwife #1 did and I've told the story like a dozen times but I guess making it a bakers dozen wont hurt.

    We were in New Orleans when we were still (semi) happily married and she wanted to go have her palm read in the Voodoo shop…it was $50.

    As you can imagine I was quite irate at the thought of wasting $50 on some old bitch telling a bunch of lies but exwife #1 really wanted to do it so being the magnanimous person I am I relented and let her go in.

    I waited outside holding both our beers and over the course of the next hour got more and more irate waiting outside, consumed said beers and another 3 or 4 besides.

    She finally came out and obviously I immediately let fly "What the fuck…1hr???? I've been fucking standing here for 1 fucking hr holding your god damn drink and sweating in the heat"….yadda yadda…

    ..anyway after I'd calmed down a bit I asked her "So what did the old slag tell you?"

    exwife said "She talked about you…she said our souls come back to earth many times and live many lives, each time learning something new and after so many visits when the soul is ready it ascends to the next plain of existence and our earthly pain and suffering ends forever. She said your soul is a brand new one, it's first time on Earth…THAT'S WHY YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO"

    So long story short I paid $50 to be called an asshole.

    Lmao nah she right you definitely brand new that’s why you keep getting married
  13. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr *Kinda Restless.
    *My mind is kinda racing at/about tomorrow's surgery.
    * having trouble falling asleep

    Hope your surgery goes well!
  14. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Damn mother fucker just let me be tired
  15. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    You can check this dick bitch
  16. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Far McFar Diabetes from being overweight is my guess

    I don’t have diabetes. I just had bloodwork done recently but thanks.
  17. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Ohhhh I like dat!
  18. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I’m so tired. I don’t know what’s wrong with me the past couple of days.
  19. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Fax?
  20. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Far McFar kind of like you and I do?

    Beige all your relationships are love hate!
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