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2024-10-23 at 5:15 PM UTCHave you guys ever had your fortune told
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2024-10-23 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Have you guys ever had your fortune told
Very dangerous. It welcomes the demons in, and once they latch onto you, it's very tough to get rid of them. If you want to play, they're there to accommodate. It's like the vampire. It can tap on the window all day long, but it can't get in unless you welcome it in through the front door.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-23 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Very dangerous. It welcomes the demons in, and once they latch onto you, it's very tough to get rid of them. If you want to play, they're there to accommodate. It's like the vampire. It can tap on the window all day long, but it can't get in unless you welcome it in through the front door.
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2024-10-23 at 5:33 PM UTC
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2024-10-23 at 5:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Have you guys ever had your fortune told
No, exwife #1 did and I've told the story like a dozen times but I guess making it a bakers dozen wont hurt.
We were in New Orleans when we were still (semi) happily married and she wanted to go have her palm read in the Voodoo shop...it was $50.
As you can imagine I was quite irate at the thought of wasting $50 on some old bitch telling a bunch of lies but exwife #1 really wanted to do it so being the magnanimous person I am I relented and let her go in.
I waited outside holding both our beers and over the course of the next hour got more and more irate waiting outside, consumed said beers and another 3 or 4 besides.
She finally came out and obviously I immediately let fly "What the fuck...1hr???? I've been fucking standing here for 1 fucking hr holding your god damn drink and sweating in the heat"....yadda yadda...
..anyway after I'd calmed down a bit I asked her "So what did the old slag tell you?"
exwife said "She talked about you...she said our souls come back to earth many times and live many lives, each time learning something new and after so many visits when the soul is ready it ascends to the next plain of existence and our earthly pain and suffering ends forever. She said your soul is a brand new one, it's first time on Earth...THAT'S WHY YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO"
So long story short I paid $50 to be called an asshole. -
2024-10-23 at 5:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, exwife #1 did and I've told the story like a dozen times but I guess making it a bakers dozen wont hurt.
We were in New Orleans when we were still (semi) happily married and she wanted to go have her palm read in the Voodoo shop…it was $50.
As you can imagine I was quite irate at the thought of wasting $50 on some old bitch telling a bunch of lies but exwife #1 really wanted to do it so being the magnanimous person I am I relented and let her go in.
I waited outside holding both our beers and over the course of the next hour got more and more irate waiting outside, consumed said beers and another 3 or 4 besides.
She finally came out and obviously I immediately let fly "What the fuck…1hr???? I've been fucking standing here for 1 fucking hr holding your god damn drink and sweating in the heat"….yadda yadda…
..anyway after I'd calmed down a bit I asked her "So what did the old slag tell you?"
exwife said "She talked about you…she said our souls come back to earth many times and live many lives, each time learning something new and after so many visits when the soul is ready it ascends to the next plain of existence and our earthly pain and suffering ends forever. She said your soul is a brand new one, it's first time on Earth…THAT'S WHY YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO"
So long story short I paid $50 to be called an asshole.
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2024-10-23 at 5:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, exwife #1 did and I've told the story like a dozen times but I guess making it a bakers dozen wont hurt.
We were in New Orleans when we were still (semi) happily married and she wanted to go have her palm read in the Voodoo shop…it was $50.
As you can imagine I was quite irate at the thought of wasting $50 on some old bitch telling a bunch of lies but exwife #1 really wanted to do it so being the magnanimous person I am I relented and let her go in.
I waited outside holding both our beers and over the course of the next hour got more and more irate waiting outside, consumed said beers and another 3 or 4 besides.
She finally came out and obviously I immediately let fly "What the fuck…1hr???? I've been fucking standing here for 1 fucking hr holding your god damn drink and sweating in the heat"….yadda yadda…
..anyway after I'd calmed down a bit I asked her "So what did the old slag tell you?"
exwife said "She talked about you…she said our souls come back to earth many times and live many lives, each time learning something new and after so many visits when the soul is ready it ascends to the next plain of existence and our earthly pain and suffering ends forever. She said your soul is a brand new one, it's first time on Earth…THAT'S WHY YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO"
So long story short I paid $50 to be called an asshole.
Lmao nah she right you definitely brand new that’s why you keep getting married -
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