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Posts by Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

  1. Make yourself pretty?


  2. Imagine how awesome it'd be if WW2 was still going on.
  3. Yeah it's not working for me. It just keeps sending me Microsoft Launcher when I select Mobile from Windows Settings.

    By this stage I'm scarcely either disappointed or surprised. Microsoft always was a 60% success, 40% fail style company.
  4. A dating forum merged with my forum and I didn't even get laid. Sad!
  5. Originally posted by aldra inb4 he starts using it as his new twitter

    Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
  6. I don't see much evidence Microsoft has supported Windows RT or whatever the abbreviated whatever-ya-ma-call-it they ran on all but their very high end tablets.

    Microsoft is a company that lacks leadership or any sort of will. This is a weakness, as Microsoft always is trying out their next big thing, but also a strength as they always revert back to what they already know.

    Still you were better off with a crappy old laptop.
  7. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Possibly a set of wings made of breast tissue with large pierced nipples on the backs.

    Did you eat a chicken, turkey, pheasant, partridge, etc ever?

    The breast/flight muscle makes up around 1/3rd the mass of the bird.

    Would you like it if your tits made up 1/3rd of your mass?
  8. Originally posted by SBTlauien Why would you even windows?

    HP ah000na.

    Don't even talk to me about getting Linux to run right on this crappy little abortion.
  9. Fentanyl dosages are so small they actually are scary.

    3 methylfentanyl was what the Russians used to end the 2002 Moscow Opera House seige (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_hostage_crisis_chemical_agent#Opioid_version).

    Yes, Fentanyl was scary back then, and it is scary right now.

    It's scary that you can touch something, and be so affected you need specialist medical assistance. You can't even sleep it off.
  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL Users Online Right Now:

    Twinkletoes
    Dipperdoo
    Three-Step Larry
    Backspin Barry
    Gutter Pig
    Pull My Pins
    The Striped Strike Avenger

    Go back to 2009. Lanny's software doesn't provide any such functionality, nor is it based on PHP, thanks be to God.
  11. Originally posted by infinityshock it must suck to have a job where this is considered a thing…much less a perk

    After college + chemo I was forced to listen to 2FM by my boss, a fake qualified accountant.

    That was even worse than listening to industrial machinery grinding up plastic
  12. Originally posted by infinityshock the problem is no one there makes more then 43 cents a year…meaning the best offer you get for you car will be the left front leg of a week-dead goat.


    I was to Africa.

    Those niggers drive better cars than I do.

    Fuck off with the bullshit.
  13. Third restart - 75%
  14. I'm Issue313. You might remember me from my amazingly stupid internet fights with the likes of Tachosamosa. No?

    I remember you though. Still sleeping on various small businesses' flat-rooftops in Dallas?
  15. Originally posted by RisiR † You can sell your car there no problem. Mauretania is known for its car trade. AMA.

    This is what I heard.

    Would be ideal. Load the old jalopie up with junk, drive through Europe and Morocco/West Sahara (I heard Morocco was taking over there), eventually sell the car for fairly ok money and fly home.

    Awesome adventure, if things go more or less to plan.

    Problems are things like carnots de paysage (car passports) etc.
  16. Originally posted by infinityshock

    Save up. You might be able to afford her if some shitlib is feeling generous to you.
  17. Such a beautiful country, foreign and poor.

    I would love to drive there, and leave my car behind and fly home, but no idea if that is even feasible with the situation in the West Sahara etc.

    Surprisingly little about the area is known.

    The empty iron ore train from the coast to inland still seems to be running though. That works be an amazing experience.
  18. Originally posted by RisiR † Tell them that the girl is the one that got you into religion and that you both aspire to become Muslim or jedi.

    Oh, you got a beaurette who is trying to get you to convert and marry her so she can live in HyperBorea and pop out little Barbarian babbys?
  19. BTW if you want to learn about nukes move to Istanbul.
  20. Originally posted by Jυicebox Apparently I sent a bunch of messages to family members telling them I was going to kill myself if I didn't feel better after living by myself for a year on Monday morning, so I got to wake up to fifteen "concerned"messages about how much I meant to them

    At least I don't have to hide it anymore I guess

    And at least I won't have to listen to the "there was no warning" bullshit as I drift into the afterlife

    And speccy, if I hear any bullshit from you I will literally pay Sophie 15k to track you down so I can make a snuff film out of you

    I can empathize with that shit.

    I haven't been on Facebook since two weeks ago, as I messaged a bunch of people while blackout drunk.

    I dread learning what I sent to them. In fact I'm currently getting blackout drunk so that I can correct the last time I was blackout drunk.



    Originally posted by Sudo My house is being super fucking hard on me. Accusing me of lying and making me tell them everywhere I go and all kinda shit. They're really trying to send me back but I ain't gonna slip nahmean. Literally telling me to break up with my woman and accusing me of living elaborate multi layers lies. If I don't post here for a bit assume I'm gone for 2 years. I love you all and hope you all the very best

    Just say you have reached a realisation, and that you realise now WHY your behaviour was unacceptable, and WHY you must change.

    The key is that you finally understand others point of view, even though we all know you don't.
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