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Posts by Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

  1. Originally posted by ohfralala When I was in high school I had this girlfriend I used to stay with all the time when shit got rough at home. I pretty much lived with her. A few years after we got out of high school we went our separate ways and unfortunately lost touch. She moved away and I haven’t seen her in years.

    Last week I was driving and I got this strange urge to drive by her old house so I did. I just sorta sat there looking at the house (like a fucking creeper) and thinking about life back then and wondering how she was, wishing I could talk to her.

    I randomly ran into her tonight at the grocery store and she breaks down and tells me she’s living in a hotel and has been dealing with a heroin addiction over the years and two hours later she’s sitting at my house like we never even skipped a beat. I’m probably overthinking this tiny little coincidence but man life works in weird fucking ways you feel me.

    Girls can't be creepers.

    Every guy ever wants to stick his tongue up that tiny, creepy vagina.
  2. Originally posted by DontTellEm That's ridiculous to me. Like completely out of bounds, eating bananas in the desert without a drop of water unreal to me.

    HURR DURR ths styorty that allegedy haoppened 9000000 yares agop doesn't sdoung rteral;iostioc tyop me hurr durr.


    UI wobnfert fuidf ity reakliky jhapopen>:>?>?>?>
  3. Low key ouch.

    OTOH this makes me hopeful. I just want a gf to fuck and suck. Not one to hammer nails into. Goddam.


  4. 5 inches of snow already causing agricultural and traffic problems.
  5. Originally posted by Ughhu Just keep filling that cup up. Nobody knows how much I’ve really had.

    Rock bottom of box o wine, pulling the bladder out and filling with air so you can create pressure for the last drops

    I like this. Just blow into the bladder.

    Besides box wine can be burned. Zero evidence!
  6. Originally posted by totse3.com Not "Retarded" but I think she has had some kind of head trauma or not enough oxygen during birth or just has a speech impediment. I do somewhat.

    She is a normal woman, used to dealing with babies. Her liserd = a baby. She only has a child-like intellect because that's all a woman needs to deal with children. The only real adults are supposed to be us men, everyone else can be a child, women, animals, boys and girls, and us men just deal with it.

    For men to take advantage of this, like the #metoo jedis did, should be a capital offense.
  7. Originally posted by totse3.com sounds like a gaslight kind of threat

    :|

    umm the safest thing is to fucking leave when told to leave.

    We can't do shit about quakes. prepare all you want. if they happened everday and could be predicted, it wouldn't matter, because you go somewhere and that somewhere also has a quake or be 100 miles away and be on the same fault considered a secondary.

    but hurricanes give you 2-3 days up to 7 days to split.



    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Mostly true, Michael was expected to land at a 2 or 3 at best. It was 2 MPH short of a 5. My sister never got an evac order and is living it as we speak, Georgia BTW.

    No you pair of American cunts we have our own very major windy storm hitting Ireland on Friday.
  8. Originally posted by trippymindfuk Out here fucking like rabbits and gremlins!💪

    Lagos?
  9. Originally posted by SBTlauien I have gold and silver. Will I live?

    Pretty sure according to the bible only kikes will live.

    'course I don't even need to look that up.
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot.

    im not explaining the microbiological aspect of the entire stupidity you just shat across the internets but ill leave the simplest explanation: they dont 'transplant' shit. the 'treat' shit so it isnt shit anymore to extract the usable material. that…and its still an experimental process.

    also, youre an idiot



    FMT is literally sticking a hosepipe up your asshole and shoving the donor poo in. Your own shit gets pushed out.

    It's as clear of a shit transplant as you can imagine.

    According to evidence the results are dramatic.
  11. Originally posted by hydromorphone You might hate me, and I kinda dislike you, but in a "black sheep" of the family sort of way since you're old as dirt and funny to hear when you go on bitching, or think you're some leet hacker, or whatever, but I do agree with you on this front, and it's what drew me into TOTSE and why I loved it so much as to follow the forums for so long. My father raised me on that quote, he ingrained that into me, and why he never censored shit from me growing up. He knew all about TOTSE, and I even showed him what I'd found, which he thought was cool. I was lucky I didn't have to hide much from him growing up, and lucky too I had a dad who wanted me to have all the power in the world.

    Too bad your Dad didn't tell you who it was who was behind the opium trade.
  12. Originally posted by mikeyagain Bitch is fucking up her shitter and the booze.. SMH..

    You've clearly never had anal white wine.
  13. Originally posted by totse3.com If you're on the west aren't you on that side of the water? or is that gulf/ocean border to the south? and that means you're somewhat inland on the west? If yes, I bet you're happy for not having an ocean/gulf view.

    I can drive North, South, East or West and have a view.

    Neither way really matters much to me.

    The ocean is way over-rated.
  14. Originally posted by totse3.com

    Abe was hella' chillen out (in the good sense)

    and Cain got all jelous over his animal fat not being accepted. Cheapskate.

    I wonder if we're supposed to sacrafice things at alte… Oh wait. Jesus put an end to that. What a way to take the proverbial bullet for the team-human

    I'd stuff both into a fucking oven.
  15. Wind is a fucker. A piece of sheet iron thrown in the wind is a deadly projectile. The only safe thing from any of these (avoidable risks) once they hit is to be completely unaware. The worst is to have been honest and smart and to have seen it coming.
  16. Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Hahaha.


    Time to pre-warm the oven.

    We've got some real crispy chickens coming.
  17. Originally posted by DontTellEm Mal u are the epitome of unsavory lol.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    I'm drinking bourbon whiskey (god forgive me, but USA import) right now.

    Why is Mal worth avoiding?

    Made up reasons, supported by less-than-horoscope-tier-reasons?

    Because the "smart" people are the anti-intellectuals. The ones who have no interest in the science, or the rich-poor divide?
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. Any landing you can take back off from is a great landing. It makes no sense to exit a functional aircraft.

    Hurr durr welcome back to 1928 goyim
  19. Originally posted by infinityshock there wont be any pleasure involved…at least not for you…and youll be in a coma for so long if you ever do regain consciousness there wont be anyone alive that can give you a ride home from behind the dumpster

    That will be pleasure for me.
  20. Originally posted by aldra

    Classic Hebrew scene.
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