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Posts by vindicktive vinny

  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson WRONG!

    These days My poop comes out as small dry nuggets, about the size of deer poop but drier, I thought I might have ass cancer or something but I had a test in December and it's all cancer free.

    A wipe with paper reveals nothing other than the odd ass hair.

    I save a small fortune on toilet paper these days.

    we need to study your diet for further anal-lysis.
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson btw, just in case you didn't notice, those are upside down…note the "CF". Bit of a weird design as I too at first assumed they would go the way you have them, but no, the open top is actually the open bottom.

    yes we noticed.

    i thought that was cp. instead of cf.
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't have shit stained unders since I stopped drinking (and wearing unders)

    impossible. unless you wipe your ass mooseleem style, or never shit away from home, there bound to be shits on your underpants, or pants if you have none under.
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There was a time having a woman around was appealing, someone iron your shirts, someone to cook you tasty meals, someone to wash your shitty underpants and clean up your puke after a heavy bender.

    No more though, the cost both financially and emotionally is too great when you can get an illegal Mexican maid to do all that stuff for $10hr.

    do you let her clean your shitstained underwear ?

    does she ever ask why cant you wipe properly ?
  5. so your into lemom parties.

    ok.
  6. yes he is.
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My experience has been on the receiving end of that activity that the LESS teeth, the better.

    no, its the sensation of having your head (dome) scrapped by a set of brand new, razor sharp permanent front teeths thats the best.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Hollie is an extremely passionate individual and dedicated worker who just doesn't take no for an answer. "

    She needs to learn that when a man says "no" he means NO.

    she single handedly stopped hundreds of cases of rape.

    by not giving no for an answer.

    ever.
  9. Originally posted by Wariat https://web.archive.org/web/20140912131320if_/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=297097

    .

    what do you fink about this 8 year old warriat.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20140917094239if_/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274759

    fuys.
  10. cholo.jpg
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When will you be heading to Thailand?

    burma is where all the actions are going on right now.

    when there're chaoses. theyre starving childrens.
  12. Originally posted by Ghost one of the 0's is actually a 1

    it identifies as 0.

    respect its pronounce.
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes it does, I'm not sucking dick for any amount of money…(below $10,000 a time).

    you better have a full set of 99.99% pure golden teeths if your gonna charge that much for a sucking session.
  14. Originally posted by Kev a conversation where you dont play word games like some bitch on her period who has nothing better to do

    so you prefer to use independent and custom definitions for words you use.

    ??.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson WRONG!

    phones = telecomunication devices
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 3rd party corroboration of the alleged "event/memory"…if there isn't any you're probably full of shit.

    it seems like only gollum isnt a virgin anymore.

    the rest of us only have phalse memory of loosing our virginities.
  17. Originally posted by Ghost as long as it makes money does it matter what you do

    are you asking a prostitute ?
  18. Originally posted by stl1 Too shiftless and lazy?

    too disorganized to join organized criminal enterprises.
  19. Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I remember being pretty scared of Resident Evil 2 when it first came out (would've been 12 at the time). I knew it wasn't real and there was no such thing as zombies but it still made me really uneasy when I was alone at night.


    then again I didn't have my own playstation; I played it at my degenerate uncle's place so maybe I got molested and used Resident Evil to cover the repressed memories

    you coped beautifully.
  20. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson any Android TV box, raspberry Pi running android, android tablets…etc etc et CETERAAAAA

    all those things are phone analogs.
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