Sudo
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Call the crowlice they're not keeping a nice safe social distance and trying to give me CROWna virus
I've got a tree full of RAVENS by me that I have to live symbiotically with. They eat from the compost, even super spicy Indian food and are completely fearless. I have the utmost respect for them and treat then like canaries for if something seems amiss with the ravens I trust something is amiss in my vicinity
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Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Hows everyone doing? Anyone trying to drink on chat tonight? Looking at you mq and casper if you're still around.
What's the chat?
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Originally posted by Kafka
Were you taken away from him then?
No, like 6 or 7 years later. Not really sure what prompted the cps investigation but it had to do with physical abuse. Think it was either a hospital or a school but the timing was kinda weird. When the police showed up I immediately thought it was for something trivial I had done and felt some relief that they just came to destroy my family
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Originally posted by Kafka
There was a time he was in a car, my uncle was drunk driving, some animal on the road so the car swerved into a ditch, went rolling over and all this counterfeit money went flying everywhere that my dad didn’t know about. They got a friend to tow the car away before police got there.
My dad rolled a car drunk driving as a kid and my sibling was in the front and took their seat belt off so they were sitting on the roof and started laughing and my dad was yelling and trying to hit them out of frustration.
That image has always stuck with me, being in the backseat watching them laughing and sitting on the roof upside down while my dad is trying to hit them
This thread is about ptsd right?
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I will forever make people uncomfortable by oversharing
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There was a release the other day locally charging 4 young black men with a shooting, 3 of which were all the same age and all had the same last name and their first and middle names were so stereotypically ridiculous, it was like that key and peele combine sketch. Like I have absolutely no idea how it would even be pronounced. I think they're triplets (or more likely cuzzins) who were destined to fail from the start
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I was dreaming I was defending my baby mom from some tall bitch at a baseball game, I threw her on the ground then told her to get the biggest guy she knew then this skinny guy came out of nowhere trying to slap me and I was like "really?" and was about to triumphantly thump him when my stepson came and woke me up trying to get me to blow up a balloon for him
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Cigreting is an ugly sex offender who hasnt had sex in a decade. Its troubling and mind boggling
I'm dirty, depressed, addicted and have a shitty personality but usually when I'm introduced to women in a social setting I find it easy to have sex with them. Low effort kills are my bread and butter but you gotta find the equilibrium point where the pussy doesn't give diminishing returns
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I have adhd so I didn't read this Fred but I like the energy and have alot wrong with me. I have terrible thoughts all the time but seek self improvement so I'll be aite
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Listen
I've got some advice for you little buddy
Before you point your finger at wren you should know that he's the man
And if he's the man then you're the man and Lannys the man as well
So you can train a fucking dog to lick wariats aaaaasssssssssssssssssssss
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Did you know David blaines first magic trick was "the stranger" where he sat on his hand for 10 minutes on stage, then pulled down his pants and started rubbing one out.
A man stood up and yelled "this sick fuck is masturbating" and Mr. Blaine said
"oh ye of little faith. Sit upon your right appendage for 10 minutes and once you place it upon thine penis ye shalt see tis no longer a part of your own body. Instead it is that of a strangers"
Well everyone in the audience gave him the benefit of the doubt (they had after all PAID to see the then unknown magician) and after that 10 minutes, during which Mr. Blaine had climaxed almost continuously, they were all awestruck by the sensation they had experienced. "THIS IS NOT MY HAND AT ALL" they all cried and threw money onstage with their left hands. The rest is jizzstory
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Originally posted by WellHung
ur a boss, Sudo. You appreciate your fellow posters, and you treat them well.
I would love to tie you to a radiator and appreciate you until you cannot walk or stand up 🌹
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What if you're a refrigerator repairman? Then your job is to expend energy to make things colder. If you fixed a fridge easily with no effort the net temperature change would be in the negative degrees.
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Just know it is always your fault all the time
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
If LavaRed lived in Ireland I'd be all over that.
If any of you lived near me I'd be all over that ❤️ 🍆 🍑
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You talking bout lavared mang
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It's pretty funny the longest consistent mod of the totse community was an unstable geriatric who lived in a shed in Alaska with his lazy wife and her son and made a living selling weapons and only had internet access at a public library. RIP
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2022-06-12 at 8:21 PM UTC
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Would you do Tacho's sister?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Obviously yes and would make her call me a white trash piece of shit while doing so
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Originally posted by Bradley
I feel like you are an angry person on the inside whose been hurt by men and are taking it out on the most masculine man you interact with.
Not sure why and am unsure how effective of a coping skill this is, but I wish the worst of luck
Dude,feels
I hate how I must bear the brunt of hatred for all toxic masculine men because of my own toxic masculinity. Fucking guys named Mike and Matt ruin it for everyone
Anyone remember mksnowboarder69?
-mike
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